My cousin rolled her eyes at her mother, prompting this. They were talking in Russian accents the entire time.
Aunt: Come here. I kick your eye.
Cousin: You not kick my eye.
Aunt: I roundhouse kick you.
Aunt: In eye.
A few minutes later...
Aunt: Hiii-yah! *lifts leg and tries to kick daughter in eye*
Cousin: *calmly wards off leg with one hand while pouring cereal with the other*
A few minutes later...
Aunt: *lifts other leg and tries to kick daughter in eye* I roundhouse kick you with other leg! Just as flexible!
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
