This morning, we took extended family photos. Here are the highlights! (Of course, many of these - read: all - involve my father.)
Me: What are all these wounds on your arm?!
Dad: ...mosquito bites.
Me: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ITCH THEM OPEN!!
Dad: I didn't itch them. The bites itched me.
Dad: So I scratched them open.
Me: DAD
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We were in the middle of taking a photo.
Dad: *pinches me*
Me: *through gritted teeth* DAD
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We were in the middle of taking ANOTHER photo.
Me: *through gritted teeth* Remain civil.
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Photographer: Now put down your heads. On the count of three, lift up your heads and laugh! One...two...three!
Dad: *laughing through gritted teeth* I hate my life.
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Photographer: Now sit on the ground.
Dad: I don't know if I can do that.
Me: SIT DOWN
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Photographer: Now stand up.
Dad: I don't know if I can do that.
It took three of us to get him off of the ground...
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