Xan is our actual, living cat. Yes, we know she has a weird name.
Me: Ash, go get a stuffed cat.
Brother: Well, I'm going to have to shoot Xan, but that shouldn't be too much trouble.
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Stuffed Cat
Xan is our actual, living cat. Yes, we know she has a weird name.
Me: Ash, go get a stuffed cat.
Brother: Well, I'm going to have to shoot Xan, but that shouldn't be too much trouble.