Cousin: *holds up a bar of soap named "Sex Machine"*
Aunt: Ooh! Let me smell "Sex Machine!"
Cousin: *handing it over* It actually smells good.
Aunt: *smelling* Mm. I might get that for your dad.
Cousin: *looks horrified*
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Cousin: *looking at "Sex Machine"* I feel uncomfortable.
Aunt: Then step away from the "Sex Machine!"
Man with a baby in stroller: *backs away from us*
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
