Me: This summer, I'm going to go on hikes with my friends!
Dad: *swerves on the road* T-take the wheel...I think I'm having a heart attack...
Me: WHAT THE HECK DAD
Dad: You said you were going to go outside voluntarily...I wasn't sure how to process the news.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]