My three-year-old cousin kept dipping his finger in milk and then letting the cat lick it off. He then tried to stop.
Older cousin: Look, he's cornered!
Little cousin: *cornered in a corner of the kitchen, the cat staring up at him*
Little cousin: I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MILK
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
