Me: *trying to convince my brother to build a teleporter*
Brother: I'm a kid.
Me: So?
Brother: I can't build a teleporter! I'd have to transfer atoms and molecules from one place to another -
Dad: I'm a molecule!
Brother: No, you're not.
Dad: I'm a big ass molecule.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
