Mom: *to brother* Do you know what oral sex is?
Brother: Kissing?
Mom: ...No. *explains it*
Brother: AHHHHH
Brother: OH MY GOD
Brother: WHAT THE HECK
Brother: THERE'S NOT EVEN A PURPOSE TO THAT
Brother: IF YOU WANNA MAKE A BABY, JUST MAKE THE BABY
Brother: WHO WOULD DO THAT
Brother: *assorted cries of horror and moans of disgust*
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorosThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
