My dad was trying out a hover board that my cousins have.
Cousin: See? You're doing it!
Dad: I'M GONNA DIE!!!
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Uncle: Now lean forward super fast.
Dad: Don't test my abilities.
Me: That's cute. He calls it ability.
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I was in the car.
Dad: *distantly* I'm gonna buy one!
Me: *slams open the car door* DAD NO
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
