My cousin wouldn't stop singing "Swimming Pools" by Kendrick Lamar.
Cousin: *being existential* It's never over.
Cousin: *rises from the sand, clears her throat*
Me: Don't you dare -
Cousin: Pull up - DRANK
Me: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS NEVER OVER
Me: You're gonna be like, "I would like to say a few words at Isabel's funeral..."
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
