Dad: *is intently playing a tapper game*
Me: *reaches for the phone* Can I try?
Dad: I will separate your vertebrae.
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Dad: *is intently playing a tapper game*
Me: *reaches for the phone* Can I try?
Dad: I will separate your vertebrae.
