Brother: Would you like to participate in a short one-question survey?
Me: Mm-hm.
Brother: ...
Brother: Thank you for participating.
Me: *starts to beat him up*
YOU ARE READING
Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
