Mom: I have the stuff for key lime pie, but I don't know if I'll have time to make it...
Me: Yes, you will.
Mom: *shoots me a look*
Me: There are a lot more hours in the day if you just don't sleep.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
