- Hey, I think we already know that you lost.
You and your boyfriend Esteban were playing the drunk game. He said that he will drink 10 shot of vodka and still be sober. He lost himself on the 4th one. Kid...
- I think that government should make a law about naked trees.- he said staring at the window.
- What.
- Look at them...- he stood up and almost falling approached the window, pointing on the tree, that lost her leaves due to the autumn time. - Naked! Such a shame for our country.
- Okay...
- Give me a feather!- he shouted.
- What for?
- I will write a letter to the British scientists, so they can solve the problem of naked trees.
- Esteban, its fall time, trees are...
- EXACTLY! COLD OUTSIDE AND THEY ARE NAKED! Sport?
- God, I think you should go to sleep
- I need my owl to send the letter!
- You don't have...
- Harry Potter has, why can't I have one?
You rolled your eyes and sat next to him, trying to make him go to sleep. But alcohol affected him in a crazy when, he couldn't stop talking.
- Darling.
- Yes, Esteban?
- If I was a naked tree... Would you buy me clothes to keep me warm?
- CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT?!
