I'm going to hell for this but...
OKAY. SO LOOK.
Growing up, my mom's cousin aka my aunt was like my "god-mother". I don't claim her frfr because as a child she showed mad love but once I turned about 6? Didn't hear her voice ever again. No card, no nothing. BUT LOOK. So as I kid my "god-mother" was THAT. BITCH.... to me at least. Like, my mom was Beyonce and my "god-mother" was somewhere between Kelly and Michelle.
Like, she's walk in and I'm like. AHHHHH WHAT IS UP?! THE SECOND BADDEST HAS ARRIVED.
🗣CUE THE FOOTAGE.
So, her sister was just here, right? She had on a Trey Songz shirt too (ayyyyye) but anyway. Her sister was here and was kicking it. They leave and my nosey ass is like, I wonder what so and so is doing now.... I go on Facebook. I find her boom. Suddenly, I realize something...
Sis is not attractive.
AND I AM FUCKING S H O O K. Like, as a child shorty was really ALL. THAT. and to know that she's not allat has me S H O O K. And she was pulling dudes... mad dudes. So, that means she was more than likely a hoe... oh my god. The deception. So not only was she ugly this whole time but she was a hoe. This is too fucking much.
I gotta go. I got a wave and three books that I started and never finished. Just leave me here shook. wOw. I— wow. Just wow.