Let's talk about some bullshit. Moments in the Love Symbol era that had potential to be sexy but were not. We got about a billion things but I'll narrow it.
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1. I Wanna Melt With U He sounds soooooo sexy. Like, wooh. The girls are hot and bothered, honey. Trust. That intro is everything. We start and I am loving it. All of it. Plus, he said I'm chained by the ankles. Ooh, okay. BUT THE MOMENTS HE STARTS TO ACTUALLY SING? OVER IT.
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THE VIRGIN BLOOD?! PRINCE. ROGERS. NELSON.
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He's singing half of it in the tone of a middle-aged drunken wedding singer in Las Vegas. "Mellllting, melllllting, mellllllting!" Then the whole sound of Kim Basinger in the back? Again with the recycled moans. Not to mention the damn cat meowing only for it to be followed by "Just like a dog!" BOOM. CUE THE BARKING. Ugh, the video? I oughta sock him in the chest for those boxers, knee pads, and skates. I can't do it. MOVING ON.
2. The Continental First of all, wet. The intro, once again, AMAZING. The Continental >>> I Wanna Melt With U. However, still this is trash. First of all.... "whatever comes after me is Ying Yang"????
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If a 17 year old girl flips 3 quarters on her stomach will you marry her ass?? "Yeah mane"??????
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ARE WE NOT SEEING ISSUES HERE?! "Yeah, that's right. I want all your germs."
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And then the— sigh. He disappoints me. THAT ERA IS A DISGRACE.
BUT THEN.
He gets me back when he start talking about he'll do anything I want to.... but here comes some bullshit. Tara Patrick kills my whole two percent chance of getting turned on.
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Like.... you know what. I'm not even wasting my breath. Bye
3. Arrogance An honorable mention of disgust because the little girl ended up being 16. He oughta be ashamed of himself. Nasty ass. Ugh, I hate him.
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This frustrated me leaving. I'm finna blow this place up with the ones that don't end up disappointing. OHHHHH WE FINNA GET SLEAZY THIS EVENING.
