If we're doing the bad, we have to do the good. A list of the times he actually got me bothered without ruining it— which is rare since he plays so much. Let's do it.
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1. When We're Dancing Close And Slow Absolutely hypnotic. Absolutely beautiful. It's super calming until he suddenly announces he wants to cum inside of you. Suddenly it goes from a soothing ahhhh to a heavy pant. I'll keep that one PG-13. Just know...
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2. Do Me, Baby We love a bop on two list at once😂😂 Man, as cringey as it is, it can get the job done. I can't even lie on my baby, that's talent!
3. International Lover This song isn't even vulgar. It's just the ending sexual innuendos that get me like I— okay.
4. If I Was Your Girlfriend That songs just sexy... I can't help it. It builds like an orgasm though, I love that. The ending specifically when he goes on that long rant. It builds and builds and then the "Kiss you down there, you know, where it really counts!" Is like IT that's the cake topper. Ugh. What a song, what a man.
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5. LoveSexy Bizarre, right? Eh... not really. Anybody who really listened to ending knows all about the "I think you want me to BLEEP inside of you," and the "You want me to suck around your living room. D-Don't you, baby," and then the "You want me to write my name on your walls, you want me to write my name..." This too is a
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MANNNNNNNN STOP PLAYING WITH ME. Yeah, next.
6. One Kiss At A Time It really speaks for itself. Aquafina.
7. 18 & Over. It almost ends up on the other list but the list of positions is a solid boost. Aquafina.
8. Mellow That song as whole, iconic. It's sexy especially the "Can I sent to you while you bring yourself to joy" and "I'll go slow at first, while you quench you're thirst. Wet circles round the toy While you bring yourself to joy." Don't forget the "Anything to get you wet." It's all just... mhm. Aquafina
9. Me Touch Myself ....sigh. Honorable mention because it isn't a OKAY. NIAGARA FALLS moment but the words being said... he better @ Chanel next time. It fits the era too👀
10. Gett Off He's got away with his words. I literally have to clench my thighs every time I hear "Move that big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby." It's all in the delivery.
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11. Come/Orgasm Also doubling list. They're self explanatory, honestly. He is so sexy. I can't really say anymore. Plot Twist: The environmental record tease in the beginning is really live audio of me— nvm. 💀💀💀
12. Possessed (Demo) Uhm.
5:50 is all I gotta say. He wasn't even trying to be sexy but uhm, congrats.
14. We Can Fuck (1985) Let me just let it be known that my baby Chris always comes ready to play and shuts it down every time. I mean— yeah, I'll stop that there.
I kept this one semi-appropriate for a reason because... honey. We can could go there if we wanted, we all know that. Somebody tell me if I missed one because at this point I don't know if these are really bomb moments or if he really just turns me on that much😂😂 It's such a thin line.
