Is Bucky Gay or European?
Thor: There! Right There! Look at that tan, well-tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay, totally gay.
Strange: I'm not about to celebrate.Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
Avengers: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?
Peter: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
Shuri: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Strange: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Shuri: What are we seeing?
Strange: Is he gay?
Shuri: Of course he's gay!
Strange: Or European!
Avengers: Oohhh! Gay or European? It's hard to guarentee, is he gay or European?
Bruce: Well, hey, don't look at me!
Vision: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
Avengers: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They both say things like "ciao bella,"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Shuri: Oh, please!
Avengers: Gay or European? So many shades of grey!
Carol: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
Avengers: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Shuri: Is automatically-radically
Peter: Ironically chronically
Vision: Certainly pertin'tly
Bruce: Genetically medically
Avengers: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY –
(Bucky kisses a female's hand)
DAMNIT!
Gay or European?
Tony: So stylish and relaxed
Avengers: Is he gay or European?
Steve: I think his chest is waxed
Clint: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
Avengers: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic, I still can't crack the code
Wanda: Yes his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy-toed
Avengers: Huh. Gay or European, so many shades of grey!
Judge(random): But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday
Strange: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try
Steve: The floor is yours
Strange: So, Mr Barnes this alleged affair with Ms Romanoff has been going on for?
Bucky: 2 years
Strange: Your first name again is?
Bucky: James
Strange: - And your boyfriend's name is?
Bucky: Sam
All: (gasp)
Bucky: I'm sorry, I misunderstood - I thought you said best friend - Sam - is my best friend...
Sam: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
and neither is disgrace
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say.
I swear he never ever, ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.
Bucky: (panicking) I'm straight!!
Sam: You were not yesterday! So if I may, I'm proud to say - he's gay!
Avengers: And european!
Sam: He's gay!
Avengers: And european!
Sam: He's gay!
All: European and gay!
Bucky: Fine okay I'm gay!
All: HOORAY!
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