Mini One-Shot.

SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2

SMG4: Ahhh... what a lovely day...

SMG4 looks into the lobby of the castle.

Mario: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGASPINGASPINGASPINGAS!!!!!

Toad: *Gets out a grenade* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Toad throws the grenade at Mario.

Mario: Dafu--

The grenade explodes.

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHH--OH, MY ASSSSSSS!!!

Meggy: HEY!!!

Toad: Oh, shit!

Meggy gets out an Inkzooka, and points it at Toad.

Meggy: Hasta la vista...WOOMY!

Meggy fires the Inkzooka.

Toad: *Squdward Tentacles screaming*

The Inkzooka explodes, as Toad gets sent flying and ink spreads everywhere.

Peach: GODDAMMIT!!! YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

Meggy: Did... did you just say... PAINT?!

Mario: Oh, shet!

Meggy goes crazy, and starts Splatting the castle with ink, while screaming at the top of her lungs.

Bob: JeSuS cHrIsT! tHeRe'S wAy ToO mUcH iNk!

A Splat Bomb hits Bob, and explodes, sending him flying.

Bob: JeSuS cHrIsT, mY oVaRiEs!

Meggy keeps screaming, as she continues to shoot ink everywhere.

Mario: MEGGY! STOP--

Meggy accidently hits Mario with a Splat Brush, as ink goes on his face.

Mario: OW!!!

Bowser comes in holding a plate of chicken nuggets.

Bowser: If you like chicken nuggets, then you gotta sing along! If you like chicken nuggets then this is your favorite song!

Fishy Boopkins is feeding his body pillow.

Fishy Boopkins: Does that taste good?

Turlandb comes into the castle, and sees the chaos.

Turlandb: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! IS MY UNIVERSE ON DRUGS?!?!

Infinite comes in.

Infinite: You serious, dude?! You should be used to it by now!

Turlandb punches Infinite into the wall.

Turlandb: Shut yo bitch-ass up!

Infinite: *Woody voice* Come on! You wanna piece of me?!

Turlandb: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!

Turlandb and Infinite start slapping each other.

Turlandb: I'm gonna kick your ass!

Infinite: Oh, HEEEEELL no!

???: HEY!

Turlandb: What the--

SmeshBras123 comes out of nowhere, and tackles Turlandb and Infinite.

SmeshBras123: Could you BOTH shut up?! Just stop your goddamn fighting for a few hours, okay?!

Turlandb/Infinite: NO!

Turlandb and Infinite go back to slapping each other.

SmeshBras123: Goddammit!

???: TURLANDB!!!