Ultimate Battle

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(Just like the video, but different people and tiny lyric changes. Credit to VGRB for this video.)

Multiversal Rap Battles!

VIDEO GAMES
Cristina (CristinaPerez682)
Turco (TheStarGod)
Infinite (InfiniteLeJackal)

VS....

ANIME
Gabriel (theherooflight)
Phoenix (GodOfFirePhoenix)
Lexi (Leximemes)

FIGHT!

Video Gamers/Anime:
We livin' in our own world!
Where destiny is ours!
Infinite amount of stories!
With no limit to our powers!
When it comes to entertainment!
You know I am the greatest!
Said we livin' in our own world!
Now it's time for us to take it!

Infinite:
Play with me, I doubt it!
Winning, I'm about it!
When it comes to entertainment, we're the biggest outlet!
Cartoon's lookin' childish, gonna have to rate this battle M!
I'm gettin' violent!
Pervin' on a bunch of little girls?!
What a whack start!
Probably gon' recycle all your words from your last arc!
Got the greatest heroes in the world in my past art!
All your heroes look like baby girls, that's a Trap Card!
Take the mic out the box!
In this rhythm game, with our band we will rock!
We spit it hot like the Hellhounds from CoD!
Nina from Full Metal's your only dog!
With our League of Legends everybody will know...
You are lonely nerds behind some body pillows!
When I bring the F.L.U.U.D., then my flow is killer!
When you're steppin' up, then you know it's filler!

Lexi:
Sorry, couldn't hear you over all the money that I saved!
While you buy any sports game, every single year, it's the same!
And you bout to get served like it's Haikyuu and Shoyo's my name!
Anime spreadin' all over the globe like a virus!
You will be the last of the gamers to deny this!
Mortal Kombat's nothing to blood spray and our slicin'!
I'll bet you watch Sailor Moon and thought it was too violent!
Did anybody want to see your Fortnite dance?!
Here's a Naruto fight if you like throwing hands!
All you do is button mash, duck down, then spam!
You just mad when your girlfriends beat you, cam!
And you jealous that our women are too hot, of course!
Developers coverin' up a lot of yours!
From their head to toe, lookin' like a modest horse!
While you make controllers vibrate on your cargo shorts!

Turlandb:
You're a ghost in a shell, cus I see right through!
Ya boastin' and yells cus those be lies too!
You're no Vegeta, you're a nice dude!
Actin' tough won't win your waifu!
Rap like I'm Blastoise, my water is hotter!
Cus all my Scaldes be the best flow, truly!
You writin's just like career suicide! Like ya findin' your name in the Death Note movie!
Stream on the Tube make a killin'!
You gonna lose met your Doom from beginnin'!
I'm slayin' in Hell dicing villains!
You're just takin' Ls like you're Krillin!
Obsess over women like Roshi!
Leave you with another nosebleed!
I'm ridin' your girl like a Yoshi!
You know me, I hit it so hard it was toasty!

Phoenix:
Your career's gonna die, can't press revive!
When you soundin' like a 12-year-old on Xbox Live!
Goku made me work hard, train to survive!
EA made you broke, now you're flex-deprived!
Let's not pry bout our sexual lives! Cus I'm sure you disappointin' like No Man's Sky!
Do you want to stay relevant or want to stay alive?!
Tell everyone you're gay like the Overwatch guy!
You the kind that gets Triggered by Boku No Hero!
So I see your style's more Boku No Pico!
Sit around with your keyboard that's covered in Cheetos!
We eat like it's Food Wars, and you feedin' our ego!
You flow like you need to play some DDR!
Playin' Animal Crossing?
Oh yeah, you go hard!
Turned yo girl into a Narutard!
With 1000 years of death, while you only play the Campaign in CoD!

Cristina:
We're so fly and hot as if we're Charizard!
You're an average Jojo cus you're just bizarre!
You're already dead when my fist hits your head!
Lookin' up at the north cus you'll be seeing stars!
*Very fast*
I bring in the Wii I just get people dancin'!
While you bring in all the teens and you will only get Chris Hanson!
Man, they brought the whitest lookin' kid White Knighting trying to represent for Japanese!
You steppin' in just like you were Johansson!
And my man...
You only good for your fighting games!
...Yeah, that is right, I said it!
Disappointin' like ya GT tryna beat us!
Cus this beef be pointless as a Funimation edit!
Do you get it?!
Your win's like the Manga cus nobody read it!
I'm a Demigod descendant while you never got a Quirk!
I'm winnin' chicken dinner yum, wishin' you were subbed!
Cus your verses English dubbed will forever be the worst!

Gabriel:
*Very fast*
I think that you're addicted like a bird who's feelin' anger!
So if you are playin' Candy Crush, you're not the realest gamer!
Those are mini casino slots within your hand!
So how you say...
That you're the best when I'm the biggest Titan like I'm Eren Jaeger?!
Surprising that you haven't rapped a half of verse yet!
Then you ask for twenty bucks from everyone to hear the rest!
You're like Tony Hawk 5, but without the stunt!
You don't live up to the hype, call it Rap Battlefront!
So much potential, but then you went ahead and wasted it!
Like Ubisoft took their own Creed and then Assassinated it!
"I love to play a game with a message that's so political!"
Said nobody ever!
So stay up out of the Anime swimming pool!
Before you get blamed for another gamer shootin' in a school!
No one is claiming that Death Note is responsible!
You about to Fallout like 76!
Freeze up then quit like Frieza, you split!

Video Gamers/Anime:
We livin' in our own world!
Where destiny is ours!
Infinite amount of stories!
With no limit to our powers!
When it comes to entertainment!
You know I am the greatest!
Said we livin' in our own world!
Now it's time for us to take it!

ROUND OVER!!!

Choose the winner!

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