Mini One-Shot.

Infinite Gets Stuck On An Island

This is a parody of Mario Gets Stuck On An Island by SMG4. In this parody, Mario and Infinite swap roles. His waifu will be joining him. With that, let's...

ROLL THE MEMES!!!

Infinite: ... *Opens his eyes* Hmm...?

Crystal: *Opens her eyes* Huh...?

The canine couple gets up.

Infinite: *Derpface* Ahh, that was a good nap! I wonder what happened while we were asleep?

Crystal: *Derpface* I had a wet dream about you.

Infinite: *JonTron voice* WHAT?!

Crystal: *Giggle*

The camera pans over to an airplane laying on the ground on fire.

Crystal: Ohhhhhhhhhh...

Infinite: Oh yeah, that's right!

Le flashback five minutes earlier...

Infinite and Crystal peek inside the cockpit of the plane.

Infinite: >:(

Crystal: >:(

Infinite: *Sits on the pilot* HEY! YOU GUYS FORGOT TO SERVE US THE BREAKFAST MEAL!

Crystal: WE'RE HUNGRY!

Pilot: *Throws Infinite off* *PewDiePie voice* I DON'T CARE! *Sniper voice* Piss off, big head!

Infinite: Oooooooh! Crystal... Do it!

The wolf grabs the pilot and throws him out the window.

Pilot: *Squidward screaming*

Infinite: Yeah! Ought that be a lesson to you! Dipsh*t!

Crystal: Let's go sit back down.

The couple goes back to their seats, where all the passengers are panicking as the plane takes a nosedive towards an island.

Le flashback end.

Infinite: That was a lot of fun!

Crystal: We should totally do that again!

Infinite: But how are we gonna get home?

Crystal: Teleporting?

Infinite: *Derpface* ...Nah, that's too easy.

Crystal: Oh, I see...

The couple walks to a pile of items and starts pulling random stuff out.

Infinite: Oh, yeah!

Crystal: There's gotta be stuff in here!

Infinite: *Pulls out a walkie talkie* *Engineer voice* Nope! *Throws it away*

Crystal: *Pulls out a map* *Engineer voice* Nope! *Throws it away*

Infinite: *Pulls out a large raft* *Engineer voice* Nope! *Throws it away*

Crystal: *Pulls out a gun* *Engineer voice* Nope! *Throws it away*

Infinite: Damn it! This stuff is useless!

The stuff they very easily could've used gets set on fire.

Crystal: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Well, this ocean isn't gonna stop us!

Infinite: Damn right! *Slaps Crystal's ass*

Crystal: O///O

Infinite: Let's do this thing!