Generous's Reveal

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Infinite: *Retarded singing*

Infinite enters the castle.

Infinite: Ahhhh, a beautiful day! :D

The camera pans around the castle, showing chaos as usual.

Infinite: Yep. This is le life.

Crystal: Hey, sweetie! *Kisses Infinite's cheek*

Infinite: Mmm... Hi, sweetheart! What has happened today?

Mario: YOU ATE ALL MAH BEANS!

Raiko: FUCK OFF, FATASS!

Bowser: *Laughs* This chicken is done!

Laura: *Head snaps 180 degrees*

Bowser: Uhhh, Laura? Are you okay-

Laura: CHICKEN!!! *Lunges at Bowser*

Bowser: *Homer Simpson scream*

The Star Goddess tackles Bowser.

Infinite: Laura freaks out over chicken?

Crystal: Nobody told you? Laura has a bit of a chicken addiction.

Infinite: Ah...

Turlandb: Infinite? Think you could go gather everyone else? This special event is almost done.

Infinite: Yeah, I can do that! Be right back!

Infinite teleports away to the city.

Infinite: Machito should be over here somewhere...

???: Ah, hello there, Infinite.

Infinite: Dafuq?

A large being jumps off the roof of a building and lands on the ground in front of Infinite.

Infinite: !!!

Dark Star: Hello.

Infinite: DAS A HUGE BITCH!

Dark Star: -_-

Infinite: Look, Dark Star, I'm in no mood for a fight.

Dark Star: Me neither.

Infinite: Then why did you suddenly show yourself to me?

Dark Star: ...To distract you.

Infinite: What-

A purple-haired Jackal suddenly grabs Infinite from behind.

Infinite: Oi-

Violet: Come here!

Infinite: !

Violet: Come be mine forever!

Infinite tries to squirm away, but Violet makes two giant hands made of bones rise out of the ground and hold the Jackal in place.

Infinite: H-hey!

Violet: Gotcha~

Infinite: Whag kind of Jackal are you?!

Violet: Hehe... I am an undead Jackal. My abilities relate to the shadows!

Dark Star: She is also the older sister of the Dark Star Cult leader. I gotta say, I'm impressed with that cult. They are fill of strong fighters, so they can be useful on my side when I make my big attack.

Infinite: Grrr! Your cult will be destroyed!

Dark Star: *Chuckles evilly, then disappears*

Violet: Now you're all mine~

Infinite: G-go away...!

Violet: No~ I need you~

Infinite: But I don't love you...

Violet: You will~

Infinite: D:

Violet was about to kiss Infinite, when a blue Inkling suddenly flies in out of nowhere and kicks Violet away.

Violet: Oof!

Generous: Grrr! You little bitch! Back the fuck up!

Infinite: Generous!

Violet: *Gets up* Ah. It's you.

Generous: Stay away from him! Infinite would never downgrade to a whore like you!

Violet: Said the always horny blue Inkling.

Generous: Grrr!

Generous tackles Violet, and a fight begins.

Infinite: Yeah! Kick her ass, Generous!

Generous picks Violet up and throws her into a car.

Violet: Oof!

Generous: I'll kill you!

Violet: Foolosh Inkling. I'm undead. I cannot die.

Infinite: You're the fool, Violet. We've taken down undead beings. No matter what shape or form, death is inevitable for all.

Violet: ...You're right about that second part... Death is inevitable... For this Inkling!

Generous: Wha-

Violet turns into a shadow and goes underground. Bones and shadows fly out of the ground and hit the blue Inkling.

Generous: EEK! OW! GAH!

Some of Generous blood sprays.

Infinite: GENEROUS!

Violet: I'll drag your soul into my Underworld!

???: I DON'T THINK SO!

Violet: ?

Jen: *Lands on the ground*

Violet: O_O

Jen: I have Angel energy within me. It will be VERY effective against you.

Violet: O~O"

Jen: *Glows white* So leave now.

Violet turns into a shadow again and goes underground.

Jen: Good.

The giant bony hands shatter and release Infinite.

Infinite: OOF!

Jen: You okay, Infinite?

Infinite: Yeah, I'm fine.

Generous: Ngh...

Jen: I got you, Generous...

Jen puts her hand on Generous's stomach and starts healing her wounds on her body.

Generous: Mmm... Thank you...

Jen: You're welcome...

Jen then suddenly senses something...

Jen: Wait... What...?

Generous: Hmm?

Jen: Generous... Why do I... Feel another life...?

Generous: Oh... Uhhh... *Face turns red*

Infinite: ?

Jen: ?

Generous: ...I'm pregnant...

Jen: !

Infinite: !!!

Generous: Hehehe... Y-yeah...

Infinite: *Eyes widen* Holy Jesus...

Jen: That's awesome, Generous! Who's the father?

Generous: ...

























































































































I don't know...

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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