Boom, Roasted! YEAH!

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This is based off an RP between me and Infinitetheedge. :3

???: *Lands on the ground*

Wolf: *Retarded singing*

???: *Metal Gear Solid detected SFX*

Wolf: :D

???: *Gets out her scythes* *JonTron voice* KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!

Wolf: What-

???: *Flies at the wolf and kills it*

Wolf: X_X

???: Hmph.

Luna: *Walking nearby*

???: !

Luna: *Whistling*

???: *Thoughts: That's... One of... The HYBRIDS!!!*

Luna: *Casually enjoying herself*

???: *Sharpens her scythes*

Luna: :3

???: *Throws one of her scythes at Luna and it stabs into her leg*

Luna: ...

???: *Hiding* ...

Nothing happens.

???: *Thoughts: What...?*

She decides to investigate.

???: ...?

It's revealed to be a decoy, as it explodes.

???: !

Luna: So you're the one who wants to kill all of the wolves?

???: ...Yes.

Luna: Why?!

???: *Summons her first scythe back to her* They're an abomination to the Multiverse. One of the biggest mistakes. All wolves shall go extinct.

Luna: ...And what's your point?

???: ... *Kicks Luna into a hill*

Luna: Oof!

???: Grrr...

Luna: Just as I thought... You have no point.

???: I was raised to kill all wolves. Hybrids make me angrier.

Luna: Sounds like someone was abusive to you in your family.

???: I was well cared for, actually.

Luna: But raised badly.

???: *Growls*

Luna: Now, allow me to gladly kill you, you racist.

???: All wolves who have fought back against me have failed miserably.

Luna: We're different.

???: I know. You're a hybrid.

Luna: *Nods*

???: I also know you have that little wolf with you.

Luna: Grrr...

???: I kidnapped that helpless wolf five years ago, but she escaped from me. I'll show her the punishment for that.

Luna: Touch her, and the last thing you'll be seeing is your guts being spilled, and then being hanged from the ceiling by your own intenstines.

???: *Smirk*

Luna: So don't try any funny business, you racist.

???: Watch me.

Luna: ...

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