Just a chapter I wanna do for fun. None of this is canon.
Splendid: ...
Scarecrow: Ah, shit...
FINISH HIM!
Scarecrow: No, please! Don't-
Splendid: *Grabs an Ore Club and starts whacking Scarecrow's skull many times as hard as he can, spraying blood, bone, and brain*
Scarecrow: GAH!!! OW!!! AGH!!! ARGH!!! *Gets decapitated*
Splendid: *Stomps on his head, making Scarecrow's brains explode*
FATALITY! Splendid, wins!
Lexi: ...
Via: Oww... How did you... Manage to... Overpower me...?!
FINISH HER!
Via: Oh, fu-
Lexi: *Starts swinging her scythe and slices off Via's limbs, making blood spray*
Via: GAH, NOOOO!!!
Lexi: *Pulls out her minigun and blows Via's brains out at point-blank range*
FATALITY! Lexi, wins!
Uni: ...
Torrent: Oh, god...!
Uni: About damn time you are put out of your misery.
FINISH HER!
Uni: *Forces Torrent's mouth open and starts ripping her head off*
Torrent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Uni: *Rips Torrent's head off, spraying blood, then tosses it into the ocean*
FATALITY! Uni, wins!
Aeris: ...
Ersai: N-no...! I cannot lose...!
Aeris: You've already lost.
FINISH HIM!
Aeris: *Summons an energy disk and starts spinning it and stabs Ersai's torso, making blood and intestines spray*
Ersai: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aeris: *Summons a second energy disk and slices Ersai in half vertically, spraying blood, intestines, and brains*
FATALITY! Aeris, wins!
Cristina: ...
Kristina: Agh...!
Cristina: There can only be ONE true pro gamer girl.
Kristina: F-fuck you...!
FINISH HER!
Cristina: *Punches into Kristina's stomach and rips out part of her intestines*
Kristina: ARGH!!!
Cristina: *Starts beating the absolute living shit out of Cristina with her own intestines, making blood spray*
Kristina: OOF!!! AGH!!! OW!!!
Cristina: *TIGHTLY wraps the intestines around Kristina's neck and strangles her to death*
Kristina: *Falls to the ground*
FATALITY! Cristina, wins!
Smesh: ...
Francis (Anime Cartel): W-wait...! N-no...! Have mercy! It was just a little Octoling-
Smesh: Oh, shut up, psychopath.
FINISH HIM!
Smesh: *Punches through Francis's (Anime Cartel) chest, blowing out his ribs and spraying blood*
Francis (Anime Cartel): GAH!!!
Smesh: *Rips Francis's (Anime Cartel) heart out and crushes it in his hand, making a ton of blood spray*
Francis: *Falls to the ground*
FATALITY! Smesh, wins!
Infinite: ...
Xeggy: *Coughs out blood* No...!
Infinite: ...
Xeggy: Grrr...
Infinite: Your life... Is OVER.
FINISH HER!
Infinite: *Starts slicing Xeggy's limbs off and slices her into pieces, spraying blood, intestines, and bone*
Xeggy: *Screams in pain*
Infinite: *Stabs into Xeggy's eye and rips out her brain, her brain is impaled on Infinite's sword*
Xeggy: ...
Infinite: *Licks his lips and takes a HUGE bite out of Xeggy's brain, spraying a ton of blood*
FATALITY! Infinite wins!
Heh! Hope you enjoyed! I may make a part two later.
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.
