Mini One-Shot.

Star Children

Turlandb, Jen, and Laura teleport bacl to their Universe.

Turlandb: *Sigh*

Jen: Honey... You've been acting like this for a while.

Laura: What's wrong, Dad?

Turlandb: Today's the day... That damn Dark Star nearly killed all of the Star Children.

Laura: Oh...

Jen: W-what...?

Turlandb: That evil Star is the reason the Star Children are endangered...

Turlandb sheds a few tears, as Jen and Laura hug him.

Jen: Honey...

Laura: Please don't cry, Dad...

Turlandb: *Tears* *Siiiiiiiiigh* I gotta find more Star Children...

The family walks into the castle, where chaos is, as usual, on the works. The rabbit from the basement is chasing Mario and Bob.

Rabbit: *Melee Fox SFX*

Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Bob holds up a bible.

Bob: ThE pOwEr Of BoB cOmPeLlS yOu!

Rabbit: I'm gonna kick your ass, mmkay?!

The rest of the SMG4 cast is also doing chaotic shit. Eventually, Turlandb can't take it anymore.

Turlandb: GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Everyone suddenly stops and looks at Turlandb. Even Jen and Laura are shocked.

Jen: Honey...

Laura: Dad...

Turlandb sighs, and goes into a different room.

SMG4: Uhhhh... What's wrong with him?

Jen: Today was the day that his Star Children nearly went extinct...

Mario: Ohhh...

Meggy/Tari: Aww...

Saiko: That's so sad...

Luigi: Who... Nearly killed them?

Laura: Dark Star...

Mario, Luigi, and Bowser's heads shrink.

Mario: Oof...

Luigi: D-Dark Star...?

Bowser: That brings back some bad memories...

Jen: It happened YEARS ago... But Turlandb knows about this event, and it hits him very hard... And from the events from the last few days hasn't been helping his mood.

Mario: *Derpface* F u c k.

Peach's doors explode, and an angry princess comes out.

Peach: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY TURLANDB IS IN THE SLIDE ROOM?!?!

Laura: PEACH, WILL YOU FUCKING STOP?!

Peach: NO!!! I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!

Meggy: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, PEACH!!!

Mario: TURLANDB IS IN A BAD MOOD!!! YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANYTHING!!!

Peach: WELL, CHEER HIM UP!!! I DON'T NEED ANY ATTITUDES IN MY CASTLE!!!

Laura throws a Power Star at Peach and sends her flying into the wall.

Peach: OUCH!!!!!

Laura: SHUT UP!!!!!