Mini One-Shot.

Rap Battle Parody

Just like the title. It'll be this video, except it's some of the Multiversal Heroes voicing everyone. Credit to the original video creator.

RAP BATTLE!

The SCP Foundation!

SCP-087 (Infinite)
SCP-049 (Turco)
SCP-106 (Smesh)
SCP-173 (Machito)

VS...

Five Nights At Freddy's!

Bonnie (Blizzard)
Freddy (Phoenix)
Foxy (Splendid)
Chica (Uni)

BEGIN!

Chica (Uni):
LET'S EAT!
These SCPs don't have a clue what they've done!
We'll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
You're all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horror!
Let's see how safe you feel when you can't close your doors!

Foxy (Splendid):
Ahoy, mateys!
You hear my footsteps on the ground?
I'll hook these SCPs to show I'm the scariest around!

Freddy (Phoenix):
The power's running out, play dead all you want!
But you'll know there's no way out when I start playing my song!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
The SCPs are here, prepare for your necks to get snapped!
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap!

SCP-049 (Turco):
I can't believe we're battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny!
You Chuck E. Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MCs!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness!
Your pizza place is the only thing that's going out of buisness!

SCP-173 (Machito):
Blink, I dare you!
You guys are nowhere near lucid!
I'd give you respect, if your game wasn't so stupid!

Freddy (Phoenix):
We'll be running down the corridor giving many gamers fright!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
We're draining your power, you'll never survive the night!

Chica (Uni):
Super Creepypastas? And you call our game stupid, HA!

Foxy (Splendid):
You won't see us coming when you can't see the security cameras!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
Don't try to close the doors!

Freddy (Phoenix):
Or you'll be jumpscared!

Foxy (Splendid):
I read your pastas, they sucked!

Chica (Uni):
You're not going anywhere!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
Static on the screen!

Freddy (Phoenix):
Watch out!

Foxy (Splendid):
Ain't you cute!

All:
YOU COULDN'T STAY ALIVE FOR ONE NIGHT, NOW WE'LL STUFF YOU IN A BEAR SUIT!

SCP-173 (Machito):
You guys still wanna fight us?
Well, this should be fun.

SCP-049 (Turco):
Better step back before these animals become [DATA EXPUNGED]!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
Wipe the blood off your face, you're all just a disgrace!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
This battle will end when you walk up my staircase!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
This'll be your time, Freddy!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
We won't be sending you to Heaven!

SCP-173 (Machito):
We'll be ripping off your heads!

SCP-049 (Turco):
Like that girl in '87!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
And now for our next show!

SCP-049 (Turco):
Our rhymes will murder!

SCP-173 (Machito):
You old abominations!

All:
YOU GUYS CAN NEVER COMPARE TO THE SCP FOUNDATION!

WHO WON?!

(This was fun. :3)