Mini One-Shot.

Stupid Crystal's Mansion

Yee, another SMG4 parody chapter!

Lightning crackles around a spoopy mansion, as a young Wolf stands in the distance in front of it.

Crystal: Ohhhh... *Turns on a flashlight* Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Crystal points the flashlight at some gravestones.

Crystal: Huh?

Crow: Caw!

Crystal: Oh!

Crystal points the flashlight at a tree.

Ronald McDonald: Hellooooooooo!

Crystal: AAAHHHHH!

Ronald McDonald: *Dancing in the background*

Crystal: Wah! J-just keep calm, Crystal... It's all in your head...

Crystal walks up to the entrance of the mansion and reaches for the door handle, but then starts spazzing.

Crystal: *Rapid whimpering while spazzing out*

Meanwhile, inside the mansion, two ghosts are playing Mortal Kombat II on an arcade machine.

Ghost 1: YES!

Ghost 2: OH, MY GOD!

Ghost 1: WHOO!

Ghost 2: YES! WHOO-

*Knock knock*

Ghosts: *Turn around*

Ghost 1: Crap! Into character!

The door opens and Crystal peeks her head inside.

Crystal: Hello...?

The ghosts and a skeleton are just dancing around.

Ghost: BOO!

Skeleton: *Mario voice* Oooh! Very scary!

Crystal: *Screams in fear while waving her limbs*

Ghost 2: *Wearing sunglasses* 🎶Look at dat booty, show me da booty, gimme da booty, I need da booty!🎶 *Lunges at Crystal*

Crystal: AH! *Dives out of the way*

Crystal screams and runs away from the ghosts.

Crystal: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thomas the Tank Engine: *Chasing Crystal while blowing his train whistle*

Crystal: OH, FUCK! *Runs off*

Crystal runs into a different room, then trips over her foot and hits the ground.

Crystal: Oof!

Ghost 1: You're so bloody tiny!

Crystal whimpers and looks next to herself. Sitting on the ground next to her are two guns, a bat and... A teddy bear.

Crystal: *Grabs the bear and starts whimpering again*

The two ghosts slowly look at each other.

???: HEY!

Ghosts: ? *Turn around*

It was Jen, who had a vacuum cleaner on her back.

Jen: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEESSSSSSS?!

Ghosts: OH, SHIT!

Jen: *Cocks the vacuum like a shotgun* *Spongebob voice* Stand back! I'm warnin' ya!

Ghost 2: NOOO! I have a wife and family!