This chapter is a parody of this hilarious video from Markiplier right here. XD
*Videos starts*
TheStarGod: Hey, guys! As you know, I didn't any chapters out within these couple days, because the internet is shit here, so as punishment for not preparing and planning ahead...
SmeshBras123: *Walks in and puts his arm around TheStarGod*
TheStarGod: *Puts his arm around SmeshBras123* I'm gonna have SmeshBras123 here slap-
SmeshBras123: Beat the shit out of him.
TheStarGod: Well- Okay...
SmeshBrad123: It's the only chance I get.
The two friends laugh.
TheStarGod: He's gonna slap me in the face.
SmeshBras123: *Claps his hands* I'm so excited, heh heh heh!
TheStarGod: It's up to him how hard this punishment is to be done.
SmeshBras123:*Chuckling* Can you say to the camera that you approve of this?
TheStarGod: I approve that it was my idea! They just got excited about it. *Chuckling* Infinite's holding the phone right now.
Infinitetheedge: *Gives a thumbs up in front of the camera*
TheStarGod: He's next.
SmeshBras123: Do I go...? *Imitates a backhand slap*
*Laughter*
TheStarGod: Please don't bitch-slap me!
Infinitetheedge: Don't fucking backhand him!
SmeshBras123: *Laughs*
Infinitetheedge: You're not a pimp!
TheStarGod: I don't want that, please!
SmeshBras123: Ohhh, I don't-
Infinitetheedge: Could you- Could you stand away from the fucking wardrobe? *Points at the wardrobe* We don't want your face smacking into that.
SmeshBras123: *Closes it* Right, we don't want that.
TheStarGod: No no, I'll be fine. *Imitates crashing into the wardrobe and falling to the floor* Oof, dead.
SmeshBras123: I-I feel like I should hit you that way and you fall over the bed.
TheStarGod: Wha- *Laughs* You're not gonna slap me so hard I'm gonna tumble over!
SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh!
Infinitetheedge: Slap him with your left hand, then!
TheStarGod: Stop being a bitch and slap me!
SmeshBras123: *Starts hopping* Alright, say something mean. I can't just slap you.
Infinitetheedge: Ooooooooooooh!
TheStarGod: Uhhh, you didn't earn any of your followers-
SmeshBras123: *Slaps TheStarGod*
TheStarGod: Ahhhh! *Laughs*
Infinitetheedge: Ohhhhh! *Laughs*
SmeshBras123: That's the way! That was good. *Chuckles* That was a good one.
TheStarGod: That was a good slap. That was a hefty slap.
SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh heh!
TheStarGod: Okay, so! That was one slap.
SmeshBras123: Can we hug it out?
TheStarGod: Oh, yeah, of course.
The two friends hug each other.
SmeshBras123: Okay, that's good. Infinite, your turn.
Infinitetheedge: My turn!
TheStarGod: Yeah.
SmeshBras123 takes the phone.
Infinitetheedge: *Stands in front of TheStarGod* Ooooh, been waitin' for this forever...
TheStarGod: Yeah. I know you have.
SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh.
Infinitetheedge: *Jokes* Fucking TheStarEdge. *Laughs*
TheStarGod: *Laughs* *Goes along with it* Yeah, TheStarEdge is dead, I will never be your boyfriend!
Infinitetheedge: *Taps TheStarGod's face*
SmeshBras123: OH! OH!
TheStarGod: Oh, that was a bitch-slap!
Infinitethedge: I-I-I...
TheStarGod: Come on, hit me harder!
SmeshBras123: OH!
Infinitetheedge: I don't wanna hit him too hard!
TheStarGod: Come on, hit me harder!
Infinitetheedge: *Slaps TheStarGod's face*
TheStarGod: Ohhhhh! *Laughs*
Infinitetheedge: Uuuuuggggghhhhhh! And that's like half the intensity!
TheStarGod: *Laughs*
TheStarGod: And so-
Infinitetheedge: *Hugs TheStarGod* I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
TheStarGod: *Hugs back* Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
Infinitetheedge: Your followers are gonna hate me.
TheStarGod: *Takes the phone and points it at himself and the others* No no, it's cool, I deserve this, obviously, I didn't get any chapters out in the last couple days, so I definitely deserved this. Maybe if I can do it later today... *Looks at his friends*
Infinitetheedge/SmeshBras123: ...?
TheStarGod: ... *Looks at the camera* Maybe I can get them to slap me on the ass tomorrow.
SmeshBras123: Oh?
Infinitetheedge: OOOOOOOH! Don't update tomorrow! Don't update tomorrow!
The trio laughs.
TheStarGod: *Laughs* Don't update tomorrow, so hopefully. Anyways, thanks, guys-
Infinitetheedge: Oh, wait... *Reaches for something while making weird sounds and grunts, then pulls up a pillow looking like lips* Smooches.
TheStarGod: Oh, right. Follow SmeshBras123!
SmeshBras123: Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Infinitetheedge: *Laughs*
TheStarGod: I mean, he needs it. Desperately!
SmeshBras123: Yeah, definitely.
TheStarGod: Okay, bye.
The phone spins.
SmeshBras123: BAAAHHHHHHH-
*Video ends*
Infinitetheedge SmeshBras123
I hope you two get a kick out of this. XD
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