Video Parody

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This chapter is a parody of this hilarious video from Markiplier right here. XD

*Videos starts*

TheStarGod: Hey, guys! As you know, I didn't any chapters out within these couple days, because the internet is shit here, so as punishment for not preparing and planning ahead...

SmeshBras123: *Walks in and puts his arm around TheStarGod*

TheStarGod: *Puts his arm around SmeshBras123* I'm gonna have SmeshBras123 here slap-

SmeshBras123: Beat the shit out of him.

TheStarGod: Well- Okay...

SmeshBrad123: It's the only chance I get.

The two friends laugh.

TheStarGod: He's gonna slap me in the face.

SmeshBras123: *Claps his hands* I'm so excited, heh heh heh!

TheStarGod: It's up to him how hard this punishment is to be done.

SmeshBras123:*Chuckling* Can you say to the camera that you approve of this?

TheStarGod: I approve that it was my idea! They just got excited about it. *Chuckling* Infinite's holding the phone right now.

Infinitetheedge: *Gives a thumbs up in front of the camera*

TheStarGod: He's next.

SmeshBras123: Do I go...? *Imitates a backhand slap*

*Laughter*

TheStarGod: Please don't bitch-slap me!

Infinitetheedge: Don't fucking backhand him!

SmeshBras123: *Laughs*

Infinitetheedge: You're not a pimp!

TheStarGod: I don't want that, please!

SmeshBras123: Ohhh, I don't-

Infinitetheedge: Could you- Could you stand away from the fucking wardrobe? *Points at the wardrobe* We don't want your face smacking into that.

SmeshBras123: *Closes it* Right, we don't want that.

TheStarGod: No no, I'll be fine. *Imitates crashing into the wardrobe and falling to the floor* Oof, dead.

SmeshBras123: I-I feel like I should hit you that way and you fall over the bed.

TheStarGod: Wha- *Laughs* You're not gonna slap me so hard I'm gonna tumble over!

SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh!

Infinitetheedge: Slap him with your left hand, then!

TheStarGod: Stop being a bitch and slap me!

SmeshBras123: *Starts hopping* Alright, say something mean. I can't just slap you.

Infinitetheedge: Ooooooooooooh!

TheStarGod: Uhhh, you didn't earn any of your followers-

SmeshBras123: *Slaps TheStarGod*

TheStarGod: Ahhhh! *Laughs*

Infinitetheedge: Ohhhhh! *Laughs*

SmeshBras123: That's the way! That was good. *Chuckles* That was a good one.

TheStarGod: That was a good slap. That was a hefty slap.

SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh heh!

TheStarGod: Okay, so! That was one slap.

SmeshBras123: Can we hug it out?

TheStarGod: Oh, yeah, of course.

The two friends hug each other.

SmeshBras123: Okay, that's good. Infinite, your turn.

Infinitetheedge: My turn!

TheStarGod: Yeah.

SmeshBras123 takes the phone.

Infinitetheedge: *Stands in front of TheStarGod* Ooooh, been waitin' for this forever...

TheStarGod: Yeah. I know you have.

SmeshBras123: Heh heh heh.

Infinitetheedge: *Jokes* Fucking TheStarEdge. *Laughs*

TheStarGod: *Laughs* *Goes along with it* Yeah, TheStarEdge is dead, I will never be your boyfriend!

Infinitetheedge: *Taps TheStarGod's face*

SmeshBras123: OH! OH!

TheStarGod: Oh, that was a bitch-slap!

Infinitethedge: I-I-I...

TheStarGod: Come on, hit me harder!

SmeshBras123: OH!

Infinitetheedge: I don't wanna hit him too hard!

TheStarGod: Come on, hit me harder!

Infinitetheedge: *Slaps TheStarGod's face*

TheStarGod: Ohhhhh! *Laughs*

Infinitetheedge: Uuuuuggggghhhhhh! And that's like half the intensity!

TheStarGod: *Laughs*

TheStarGod: And so-

Infinitetheedge: *Hugs TheStarGod* I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

TheStarGod: *Hugs back* Oh, it's okay, it's okay.

Infinitetheedge: Your followers are gonna hate me.

TheStarGod: *Takes the phone and points it at himself and the others* No no, it's cool, I deserve this, obviously, I didn't get any chapters out in the last couple days, so I definitely deserved this. Maybe if I can do it later today... *Looks at his friends*

Infinitetheedge/SmeshBras123: ...?

TheStarGod: ... *Looks at the camera* Maybe I can get them to slap me on the ass tomorrow.

SmeshBras123: Oh?

Infinitetheedge: OOOOOOOH! Don't update tomorrow! Don't update tomorrow!

The trio laughs.

TheStarGod: *Laughs* Don't update tomorrow, so hopefully. Anyways, thanks, guys-

Infinitetheedge: Oh, wait... *Reaches for something while making weird sounds and grunts, then pulls up a pillow looking like lips* Smooches.

TheStarGod: Oh, right. Follow SmeshBras123!

SmeshBras123: Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Infinitetheedge: *Laughs*

TheStarGod: I mean, he needs it. Desperately!

SmeshBras123: Yeah, definitely.

TheStarGod: Okay, bye.

The phone spins.

SmeshBras123: BAAAHHHHHHH-

*Video ends*


Infinitetheedge SmeshBras123
I hope you two get a kick out of this. XD

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