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Love Triangle One-Shot #3: Preview.

I'm making a preview...for a fucking One-Shot, that is so dumb (No offense Kam_Danvers)

But let's assess what my "books", more or so these love triangle shorts, consist of:

-Average emotion

- Weird memes that are randomly introduced/ included for no apparent reason.

-Speaking of random, my random comedy which is sometimes funny.

And an overall messy plot.

I literally forgot to talk about the heated argument between Bucky and Tony that led to the threesome, like what?!

Anyways, "enjoy"!

Deadpool: Wait a second, what about spideypool?

We obviously can't have a L.T.O-S without Spideypool, so to not make the ending obvious, it's at the beginning.

Deadpool: But I need my prince.

I am trying to satisfy people here, don't be greedy.

Deadpool: Well, my petey-pie's not gonna pick you, you're not fit to be with him.

It's happened before.

Deadpool: *le gasp* that was méchant.

Tait-toi, j'ai le droit d'être content.

Deadpool: Selfish.

Piece of خراء.

Deadpool: Can I at least have sex with Spidey?

No

Deadpool: Can I have sex with you?

As long as it doesn't have to do with the plot.

Deadpool: You write the plot

You've traveled through time and your sidekick's superpower is luck...I have my doubts.

Deadpool: Wait, how are you the author and Y/N at the same time?

Wanna talk about Negasonic and yukio.

Deadpool: THAY HAD SCENES IN ONCE UPON A DEADPOOL.

Good for them.

Deadpool: How is this even a preview?

It's more of a teaser, speaking of tease, let's go fuck already.

This might as well be random nonsense #2.