Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Girls' Night! (Clint Barton × Male Reader)

Natasha: *giggle*
Wanda: *giggle*
Carol:*giggle*
Valkyrie: *giggle*
Shuri: *giggle*

You: Why are you all giggling?

Natasha: No reason.

You: Natasha, I need you to know that if YOU are GIGGLING, me finding out why is top priority.

Shuri: Why is this white boy invading our privacy?

You: That is kind of racist. Why aren't you hanging out with Peter?

Shuri: Because it's Girl's Night.

Natasha: Shuri!

You: Jesus, what's the harm in me knowing?

Natasha: No boys should know, we wanted to prank you guys.

You: You were going to prank the boys, including me?! I am offended on so many levels. And you're missing out, I could be useful.

Carol: I don't think he gets the concept of GIRLS' night.

You: Don't I get extra points for being gay?

Natasha: Do you WANT to join?

You: Oh yes, I beg you, I'm so lonely.

Wanda: Fine; but you HAVE to dress up as a girl.

You: Wait, is it like a slumber party thing or should I wear a dress and makeup and go to the club?

Carol: Slumber party I guess.

Later:

Valkyrie: Why are we including him? He's the opposite gender.

Natasha: He's a good guy, relax. Plus, I have this theory and I need to know if I'm right.

At night:

You enter Natasha's room and to your surprise, it's all pink and covered in One Direction and Justin Bieber posters.

You: Uhhh...

Natasha: Girl's Night is the only time we get to act 14.

You were wearing one of those cute  onesies with a hoodie that made you look like a unicorn.

You all sat on the floor, and Natasha wants to put her theory to the test:

Natasha: So... "girls"-

Shuri: Emphasis on the noiseless quotation marks.

Natasha: So, who do you have a crush on?

Carol: Honestly...Thor.

Wanda:...I'm taken.

Shuri: Those boys are too stupid for my liking.

You: What about you...NaTAsha?

Natasha: What about you...Y/N?