Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Marvel: The Musical (Multiverse Part 3)

You: Today, we're not going anywhere, I'm too tired.

Tony: Come on.

Steve: We're tired too. This is our break.

You: *whispering* They've fallen right into my trap.

Wade: I'm excited.

{From the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend}
(Lyrics are changed)

🎵🎶:

You: Time for you to shut up! Time for you to sit down! I'm tired of being your servant, your henchman-

Tony: What is.. happening..right nooooow?

You: After all these favors I've done for you that you basically begged for...
Do you have any clue how much work I've been doing?
After showing all this stuff to you, that you forcibly asked for...

End of 🎶🎵:

You: I'm not bored at all.

Peter: I assume you're taking us to the musical dimension?

You: Before I do that, here's a video of Tom Holland lip syncing to Umbrella by Rihanna.

3 minutes later:

Peter: That somehow made me feel transgender.

You: Stop turning me off ( Not being transphobic but if Peter was male to female Y/N would be turned off since Peter would be a woman)

Wade: Stop flirting with my boyfriend.

You: Anyways, here is an accurate depiction of Steve and Tony's secret relationship.

Steve: Wait what?

Into The Music-Verse:

Steve: Tony, get out of there. Please.

Tony: Leave me alone, Rogers.

Steve: I'm sorry, I swear I didn't mean it.

Tony: So you called me unstable by accident.

Steve: Please, I love you.

Tony: What if I don't? What if I don't love someone who calls me crazy?

Steve: Tony, I love you, please I love you.

Out of M-V:

Tony: Where is the music?

You: There isn't. This is what happened last night, you were probably too drunk to remember.

Steve: *sniffle* *sob* *bawl* *blubber* *whimper* *weep*.

Tony: Stevie, baby, I'm sorry.

Steve: No, it's my fault, I called you unstable.

Tony: No, I need to make a change. I promise I'll make it up to you. With a song.

You: We're not IN the universe.

Stephen: I can help with that, conjure the rift Y/N.

You: Before Steve and Tony lose it
Take us to the world of music.

Tony: Perfect.