Leon's POV
It's quite confusing how much the cities of the Underworld replicate our own. At least, I think they do. Might be older than ours, but I don't think our arhitecture schools come down here to take lessons. And then there's the outside which is a clusterfuck of everything you know about geography and biology. Seriously, the notion of biome is non-existent here.
Bruce:"What are you thinking so hard about? Having second thoughts about telling our parents?"
Leon:"Used to, but it's unavoidable."
Death:"He has geography and biology in his mind, now. I know. Very important."
Desmond:"Ah, right. You 2 hear each other's thoughts. What other dark secrets does he have?"
Leon:"Hey!"
Jason:"Ignore him. Go on."
Thanks a god damn lot, Jason. I will definitely make you bald, now.
Death:"I mean, I could tell you about his shower with the black cat."
... Ah fuck...
Bruce:"I am all ears. Come on. Spill."
Leon:"Why don't I spill out your Reddit password, huh?"
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Death:"you wouldn't..."
Leon:"You can read my mind. You already know the answer."
Death:"Found the next devil king."
Leon:"That's somehow both an insult and a compliment, if you ask me."
Bruce:"YOOO!"
Death/ Leon: "What?"
Leave the 'YO' for when you're starting your rapping career.
Bruce:"Well, is it just me or does this feel like, I don't know, 2 siblings bickering?"
I mean...DUH.
Leon:"Oh? Is my baby brother perhaps getting jealous that someone is stealing my attention from him?"
Bruce:"Ah, fuck you."
Death:"I'll tell Sona you're cheating on her."
Bruce:"And fuck you, too."
To think they were all so serious not too long ago about Death's presence.
Desmond:"I've seen them all now."
Death:"Not yet."
Jason:"You're probably right, but come on. If you were to tell me Death was such a light-hearted person, I'd call you deranged."
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Leon:"Wasn't always like this. It's more the result of him sticking with me."
Desmond:"Fury's memories do recall him a sarcastic."
Death:"Dry humour and annoyance, mostly. But yes. You'd be right."
Leon:"Either way, at least you're tolerable."
Bruce:"So I take it there's no 'I'll take control over you!' sort of subplot? None?"
Death:"Why do I have the impression you're asking for such a thing?"
Bruce:"Hey, a man can dream, right?"
Death:"Okay, you male tsundere."
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