Zany To The Max

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Humming softly to himself, Tango flutters his wings open. Something in his iron farm went weird...

Wiggling up into the farm he pets the ravager's heads as he walks past them.

"Ok fluffy," he grunts, "You need to move."

The ravager grunts at him.

Huffing Tango puts his hands on his hips, "You are all turned around and golems can't get past you."

Snorting the ravager stomps her hooves on the ground.

"Please don't head butt me," Tango murmurs. The ravager grunts and promptly headbuts him.

Groaning Tango clutches his head as small stars swirl around his head, "Owch."

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As he launches himself off his base Tango yelps as his elytra gives out.

Hitting the ground he surprisingly doesn't respawn. He didn't even take damage.

Instead peels himself off the ground and starts laughing.

He's managed to completely flatten himself. Rolling his eyes he takes a deep breath and puffs back up.

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Laughing Tango darts away from Impulse.

"Watch out," Impulse calls over a few moments to late.

Tango looks back, "What?" He looks down and sees the thin air he's standing on, "Oh," and plummets into the river below.

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