[ Incorrect Quotes with Class 1A +Aizawa Shota]
1. Sleep
"Y/N: Truth or dare?
Shota: Truth.
Y/N: How many hours have you slept this week?
Shota: Dare.
Y/N: I dare you to sleep.
Shota: I don't like this game-!"
2. Game
"Katsuki: I've invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Denki and Eijirou: Knife Monopoly.
Katsuki: ... I was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is."
3. Want
"Shoto: I want to be a caterpillar.
Izuku: Explain?
Shoto: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Izuku: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?
Shoto: That's another highlight.
Izuku: Todoroki, nO-!"
4. Tip
"Minoru: Dating tip: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Kyoka: I'm really beginning to see why you're still single."
5. Fact
"Shoto: Bakugou won't come out of the locker room.
Eijirou: Just tell him I said something.
Shoto: Like what?
Eijirou: Anything factually incorrect.
Bakugou: *arriving a few moments later* Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-?"
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