[ Incorrect Quotes with Pro-Heroes and Villains ]
1. Lie
"Hawks: I told Fuji that their ear turns red when they lie.
Yagi: Do they?
Hawks: No.
Yagi: Then why did you tell them that?
Hawks: Because I can do this.
Hawks: Hey kiddo! Do you love us?
Y/N: *hands over their ears* No."
2. Emergency
"Ms. Joke: *on the phone* Uhh... Shota-Kun?
Shota: *tired* Is Fuji hurt?
Ms. Joke: ... No?
Shota: Then it isn't an emergency.
Shota: *hangs up*
Yamada: WHAT DID HE SAY?!
Ms. Joke: He said it's not an emergency...
Endeavor: *pinned under a cabinet that Kayama and Ishiyama are trying to push off him* HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!"
3. Joke
"Dabi: Have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?
Tomura: No.
Dabi: Yeah you have.
Tomura: No I haven't.
Dabi: You've literally heard it already.
Tomura: NO I HAVEN'T.
Dabi: Yes you have.
Tomura: I DON'T KNOW IT?
Dabi: You're crazy."
4. Patience
"Y/N: Kami-Sama, please give me patience.
Himiko: I think you mean give me strength.
Y/N: If Kami-Sama gave me strength, everyone would be dead."
5. Mistletoe
"Nezu: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Y/N: Principal Nezu, no.
Hawks: Mistlefoe.
Y/N: Please do not encourage him."
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