Deciding to disregard the titles. Lol. And pls don't kill me after this xD loveyouuuu
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"What the fuck Kazunari?" You unconsciously cussed, when Takao, your stupid cousin, have told you something very stupid.
He laughed and wiped his imaginary tears. "Omygod [Name]-chan! I love your reaction!" He continued to laugh until you punched him in his guts. "Shut the hell up! And why on earth will I do that?!" You exclaimed, blushing madly.
Takao stopped laughing and a smirk formed on his face. "Well~ it's just a prank actually." He said and bit his lip, preventing his laugh to come out.
"And where the fuck do you think is the prank in that?" You asked, crossing your arms. Takao snickered. "Isn't that fun? We'll get to see their girlfriends' faces!" He laughed.
"I understand why you want to prank Shin-chan, but really? All of the Kiseki no Sedai? Seriously? Akashi will kill us!" You exclaimed and flailed your arms on your side.
"Relax. Uh wait you're right. Nevermind."
In the end, Takao stuck to his plan. On pranking the whole Kiseki no Sedai. Without you actually. He thought that his beloved Shin-chan would be mad at you if you did.
And the prank?
Read on, dear.
"Hey Shin-chan!" You beamed when you saw him inside the gym. You were actually the Shutoku's team manager (how cliche badumtss) so you get to see your stupid cousin and tsundere boyfriend everyday. The said 'carrot' turned his head to look at you and raised an eyebrow.
"What?" He asked.
"I'll put this on your bag, kay? Loveyouuu!" You yelled, gaining all of the players' attention resulting them to tease Midorima. "Goddammit [Name]." Midorima mumbled and blushed.
You went to the locker room and walked towards Midorima's locker. Opening it, you grabbed his bag and opened it. You were about to put whatever you were about to put in his bag when something caught your attention.
A badonkadonk thing.
I mean.
A uhm.
Condom. In his bag, outside the plastic, and looked like it was used. Just now.
Without thinking, you grabbed it and went out of the locker room and yelled on the top of your lungs.
"SHIN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!" You screamed, running towards him who looked at you with confused eyes.
Takao on the side, laughing. Gdi.
"What do you want nanodayo?" He asked. You sighed, and held the (un)used condom to his face and glared at him. "Explain!" You yelled, making everyone in the gym stop and look at your fuming figure.
"What's tha-why are you holding that?! I-I mean, where the hell did you get that nodayo?!" He asked, blushing.
Your glare hardened and you walked towards him. "Playing innocent eh? I fucking saw this inside your bag! Now, EXPLAIN!"
His emerald orbs widened as his lips slightly parted. "W-what? In my..bag? Why would I put a condom inside my bag?!" He asked, blushing madly. "Goddammit that's what I wanted to know! I hate you!" You screamed and threw the condom on the ground as tears fell from your eyes.
"Wait! [Name]!"
Takao stopped laughing and went to you. "Omygod I'm sorry [Name]-chan! It's my fault!" He snickered.
"What?" You asked.
"I was the one who put that.. In Shin-chan's bag." He said and scratched his nape.
You frowned. "Bakao!" Midorima yelled and gave Takao a bone crushing (joke) smack. "Ow! I'm sorry Shin-chan!"
You looked at the both of them and titled your head, putting your index finger on your chin. "So, you mean you did the bangbang?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"I'm just asking!"
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I'm sorry //hides. Badonkadonk icri. Dedicated to my bangbang (wat) kouhai. Shadamynic bc. Just because. XD
And I remembered my guy friends talking about that in front of me last week.. Uh. But is2g im innocent... Not lmao bye
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05.20.15
