Boyfriend

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Yes this is Looney Tunes. Yes I ran upon it accidentally. Yes I've been up listening to it for a while before I wrote this.

"What're you doing?" Vegeta asked accusingly as he took the microphone from Goku's hands.

"I'm trying to win my boyfriend back." Goku snatched the microphone back and sung a few words. "I said I lose that girl-"

Vegeta took the microphone back as he spoke. "What boyfriend?"

Goku took the microphone back from the other, again. "Frieza."

Vegeta took the microphone again and made a face. "Frieza's not your boyfriend. I'm your boyfriend."

Goku took the microphone back and smirked evilly. "Say that again?" He pointed the microphone at Vegeta.

Vegeta went crimson red and shook his head quickly, refusing the microphone. "That's okay." Goku said, "I have it right here." He pulled a voice recorder out of his pocket and played it.

"I'm your boyfriend."

"Oh boy.."

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