"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Vegeta slowly turned his head around, his eyes wide as if he'd just seen some horrific shit.
"What?"
"Would you. Still. Love me. If I. Was. A. Worm." Goku said expectantly.
Vegeta shook his head, and Goku gaped.
"You don't love me?!"
"Not if you were a fucking worm! You know how I feel about those!"
"I would love you if you were a worm! I'd take great care of you!"
"Yeah, but would you love me if I was a needle?!"
Goku paused, wide eyed.
"Uh.. Well.. I.. I mean.."
"Exactly, so don't come at me with that shit." Vegeta turned back around on the couch.
He heard sniffling behind him and turned around, "oh my god."
Goku wiped his eyes, "you can't make it that hard."
"IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION YOU ASKED ME!"
"Well-" he sniffled, "I brought you this, because I love you."
Vegeta rolled his eyes and took the red, heart shaped box from him.
"I hope you like them, I spent a lot of time finding them."
That peaked Vegeta's interest.
He slid the red ribbon off, which was tied in a bow. He pulled the lid off and immediately his eyes bugged and he let out a high pitch screech, throwing the box across the room and beginning to scratch himself non-stop.
Goku was howling with laughter behind him. Walkin over to collect the handful of earthworms that were stuffed in the box.
"Hey Vegeta?"
"You're sleeping on the couch."
"Oh. Well that'll be good so I can find the missing one."
Vegeta fainted.
Goku snickered, then sighed, "guess I'm sleeping outside tonight."
Tis the end of this book, however, I'm starting a new one called Kakavege Oneshots EXTENDED.
Not a very great title I know but it's good enough.
Anyways, I hope all of you enjoyed! And I'm very thankful for everyone who stuck with me from the beginning, just found me or even just gave my work a quick glance. I appreciate all of you for your kind words and patience!
Sincerely,
@Thoughts_at3am
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Kakavege One-shots
FanfictionYep. Just some ideas I don't feel think turning into books. Yet. Maybe. Depends. As you can tell I've been really out of it when it comes to posting, sorry. Anyways, hope you lovelies enjoy and I'll post as often as possible my beautiful and/or hand...
