5/12/23
Roger: *Jumps out in front of Eliza*
Eliza:AHHHH Fuck you
Jane's mom:Hey buddy your grades are slipping what's up with that?
Jane:What's up with you just getting out of prison huh?!
Boris:Jason asked me to make his eyebrows look nice so I tried to wax them, when I took the wax strips off there was um...A problem...
Jason:...
Jason's eyebrows:*The same status of his mother*
Jason: *Pissed* MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE!
Boris: No they're not! I told you, they're right here D: *Takes out the wax strips with Jason's eyebrows on them*
Roger:I thought you were bae, but turns out you're just fam...
Junk Lord:Bruh...
Roger:*Flips him off emotionally*
Jason:Can I have some of your fries?
Craig:Sure :D
Also Craig:Can I have a bite of your burger?
Jason:Absolutely not
Wildernessa:Some perfect couple, he won't even share his food with him.
Jason:It has avocado on it, he's allergic to avocado *Hugs Craig, smirking* Are you so jealous of our relationship you want Craig to die?
Wildernessa: *Didn't think her joke would backfire*....
(Adult)Craig:I'm the papa :D
(Adult)Jason:And I'm the dad :)
(Adult)Jason and Craig:And we think it's a boy!
(Adult)Kelsey:I'm the auntie and I think it's gonna be non binary! >:D
(Adult)Jessica:Hi i'm Auntie Jessica and I know the gender, ha!
(Adult)Tony and Boris:Hi we're the uncles and we think it's gonna be a girl!
(Adult)Bryson:Hi I'm your cousin and I think you're gonna be a stick!
(Fetus)Gavin and Janince: *chilling in the surrogate mother*
Vanessa:*At a cemetery* Haha to all the white people that died here
Stacks:Vanessa! You can't just say that, that's very rude!
Tony: *Trying to be a weather man* On today's forecast you can clearly see, somebody got me FUCKED UP. FUCKED. UP.
Silvia:Hey, wanna kiss?
Natalie: *Nods And leans in*
Also Natalie: *Gets out a kiss candy*
(Adult)Raj:Why are you making those blue?
(Younger)Justin: *Drawing with blue chalk* Cause blue is fucking tight!
(Adult)Raj:Okay
Ela:*Casually drinking water*
Cohen:*Runs in screaming, grabs the giant potted plant and throws it through the window breaking it*
Ela:WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Boris:When trouble calls...It just might take awhile
Adele: *Trying to make her kid car move even though it has 4 people in it*
Adele:I did not hit you with my car, your car happened to get in my way and I was like, 'I AIN'T GONNA STOP HERE I GONNA GO!'
Eliza:...
George:I love you!
Secret Keeper:*In the most high pitch and gay voice* I LOVE YOU TOO YA LITTLE BITCH!
Mark: *Throws water on a bathroom mirror* Don't fuck with me
Wildernessa and Jason: *Ducking down hiding* As you can see we got 2 crocodiles-
Crocodile 1:Girl, they think we can't see them!
Crocodile 2:They as dumb as a box of rocks
Crocodile 1:Girl get them!
Crocodile 2:Imma bite all their fingers off
Jane:Love is like Beauty and the beast
Eliza:Love is what you're looking at right now
George:There is no such thing as love
Secret Keeper:Can I go that way?
Jason:No?
Secret Keeper:Can I go that way?
Jason:No
Secret Keeper:Why not?
Jason:Cause it's a one way, you can only go one direction-
Secret Keeper:*Starts playing One direction*
Junk Lord:Look, I'm eating food and this colourful bird wants some *Points the camera to a peacock* Get out of here with your prideful ass!
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