It's for fun, ma gawd

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"Wow!". My eyes shined in delight when I saw the zombies. "Are y'all here to play with me?". I asked. "I don't have my friends anymore cause they're mad at me". I pouted. "I HAD a fiancee but he left me too... Even took my kids, fucker". I huffed. "Can we be friends?". I ask them and they all ran at me. "Hooray!". I cheered and set them all on fire. "Aw, they're redead? Is that a word?". I tapped my chin.





"Mine, I'm booking it right now". I pulled out my phone laughing. "I'm a genius! Suck it Yoongi!". I yelled. "The hell am I talking about, he will totally suck it... Fucking freak". I told my eyes and left the building.




 I told my eyes and left the building

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"God, why did I pick such a big place?". I groaned. "Predicts". I stopped walking to think. "Jungkook dies first". I giggled. "I feel like Jin isn't even fighting and leaving it up to Joon... Poor Joon". I shook my head. "Koru is hiding, despite him saying that he'll protect his girl". I said. "Hoseok and Caesar are the only people I believe in". I said. "Felicity is probably laughing her ass off right now".





"And I hope that zombies took Yoongi's ankles". I snickered. "Hmm? Did I miss someone?". I tilt my head. "Tae". A voice said. "Tae who?". I replied. "Tae titty". The voice laughed and I immediately knew who it was. "Why are you here? No, how did you found us?". I asked. "As a good father, I know where my children are". Li-ho said. "Children?". I raised a brow. "Shut up Jimin". Li-ho says and I laughed.





"Now... What's going on and why is my son not protecting you?". Li-ho asked. "Your son flat out left me". I told him. "I raised him to protect his wife and this is the thanks I get? Should have killed him the womb". Li-ho said. "You will kill your unborn child?". I turned to him. "I can make more, people kept forgetting that shit". Li-ho said. "It's not like I'm cutting my dick off or something". Li-ho rolled his eyes.





"Where's my dad?". I asked. "Like I'm supposed to know, we ain't friends". Li-ho said. "Lie again". I said. "I'm not Yoongi's father". Li-ho says. "Yes you are! That's a lie!". I yelled. "Great! Now ask me something else so I can indeed, lie again". Li-ho grins. "Wow... I fucking hate you". I rubbed my head. "Me? The best of the best? The greatest father ever made? Pass". Li-ho says. "What...". I sighed.





"Leave me". I walked off. "But the world is so cold". Li-ho sniffed. "I thought you loved me like you love my son but you lied to me... How can you do this to me? I loved you like I raised you". Li-ho fake cries. "Please... Please just go away". I begged. "I know your begging works on my son, but what makes you think that it'll work on me?". Li-ho says. "Done". I snapped my fingers.





 I snapped my fingers

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I returned us all back home and was greeted with Halloween decorations. "Cute!". Felicity squeals. "Why thank...". "Shut your lying ass up". My dad walks in wearing a black cat apon and holding a tray of cookies. "I fucking asked your ass to help me but you up and leave, you ain't eating". My dad scoffs. "But Sin! Jimin tried to kill my son!". Li-ho whined. "Huh?". My dad looks at me.





"Happy Halloween father". I smiled. "What did he do?". My dad asks the room. "Sent us to a zombie apocalypse". Everything answered. "Jimin! What the hell!?!". My dad yells. "I can explain!". I said. "Why didn't you take me!?!". My dad shouts. "You wanna go with me!?!". I beamed. "Hell yeah!". My dad grins. "Yes! Let's go back!". I grabbed my dad's hand and disappeared.





"The fuck was that!?!". Caesar shouts. "Hi dad! It's your first born dad! I want love too dad!". Jin says laughing at his self. "You good babe?". Namjoon asks and Jin looks at him. "Nevermind". Namjoon tugs his collar. "Has anyone seen my baby!?!". Jungkook asks. "You got kids?". Koru asked. "Pfft". Felicity covers her mouth. "He's right, I don't see Tae anywhere... Or Yoongi". Hoseok said.





"I'm so sorry for your loss Mr. Min and Jungkook, I hope you found love do the rode". Caesar said. "I lost a son, a whole adult child... Fuck is you on?". Li-ho said. "Tae!". Jungkook drops to his knees and balls. "Uh huh, cookie anyone?". Jin asks. "I'll take one". Felicity replies. "Tae used to call me cookie". Jungkook sniffed. "I don't want it anymore". Felicity says.



Meanwhile




Meanwhile

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"Help! HELP ME! OH GOOD GOD HELP!". Taehyung was running for his life while Yoongi was running after him, laughing his ass off. "Stop laughing and do something!". Taehyung shouts. Yoongi wheezed as a reply and Taehyung cries. "KOOKIE! KOOKIE! HELP ME YOU FUCK BUNNY!". Taehyung screams and Yoongi was gone. Yoongi drops to his knees, gasping for air.





"DIE!". Taehyung screamed and left Yoongi. "Tae titty! Ha, I get it now". I said and my dad looks at me. "He's about to die". My dad said. "There's two people down there". I yawned. "Jimin". My dad growls. "Fine, fine". I snapped my fingers and the zombies vanished. "Can't believe you were about to kill Yoongi". My dad shakes his head. "As a joke". I rolled my eyes. "Who kills for a joke!?!". My dad yells. "Joker". I answered seriously.






"I raised you wrong". My dad groaned. "You didn't raised me at all". I corrected. "Jimin...".







"Happy Halloween father".



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