#6 Funny Texts

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Riker: Riker: Hey babe what r u doing?
Y: Hiding in my house
Riker: Y?
Y: Becuz there's some creep in a hoodie outside my house texting and throwing rocks at my window
Riker: lol
Y: RIKER!!! That's not funny help!!
Riker: I'm here though, I assure u he's not a creep
Y: .....
Riker: I'm that creep open ur dang door!!!

Rocky: Y: Hey babe what's ur 11:11 wish
Rocky: That we'd be together forever <3
Y: Aww...babe
Rocky: What'd you wish for?
Y: A pony!
Rocky: Nice!

Ell: Ell: I'd catch a grenade for ya!
Y: Everyday I'm shuffling!
Ell: OK do over, baby you'll always have my heart and I'll have yours
Y: Becuz...I'm sexy and I know it!
Ell: Well this didn't play out as planned

Ross: Y: I hate myself
Ross: Why baby
Y: I just ate a McDs hamburger
Ross: I just ate 9 cookies
Y: You have cookies?!
Ross: Backdoors open

Ryland: Y: Hey babe where r u
Ryland: Member that jewelry store where you saw that necklace that you really wanted
Y: YES!!!!!
Ryland: I'm in the music store right next to it
Y: Jerk!

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