Crush X Reader ONE-SHOTS

Pirate!Crush X Mime!Reader ≡ Not too quiet

*Rises up from the land*

I'm alive--

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▶ One-Shot: #108
▶ Requested by: DoubleTroopChapters

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Finishing the last chapter from a random Fan Fiction, you instantly closed your phone and started to shed tears. Not because of the drama but because of the Hot characters,

"Why aren't they real? :c" You sniffle, attempting to draw a random guy, but fails instantly.

"(First name)! Yes, you're here!" (Crush's name) popped out of nowhere making you slap him in the face, though you never notice it, you pretended like nothing happened, "Hm? Did some fly touched my cheek?"

Rude.

"Anyways, wanna accompany me to a party?" He smiled, kneeling down on the tiled floor, while poking your shoulder.

"No--"

"I'll take that as a yes! But you do remember I owe you a dare. So this is it!!" He giggled childishly and runs away while holding a poster in hand (Do boys giggle?)

"I never knew my crush is that stupid, not mentally, but... Never mind."

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"Remind me why did I agree to this?" You asked, slapping your forehead as you stepped inside a lighthouse, yep, a party that has a ton of lights.

"Oh don't be such a party pooper, let's go~" (Crush's name) tried holding your hand but you swiftly avoided it, glaring at him in the process. But, he just got lost in the crowd.

How nice.

Sighing, you shook your head and started to read a couple of flyers pasted on the wall. This must be what (Crush's name) was holding yesterday.

ASDASDASD Party

I'm hawt, you're not.

You are not welcome unless you are Fabulous. Though we may accept if you have a costume on. Any costume would be nice, except for transparent shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's a stupid flyer...

You tried walking somewhere else until you bumped into a buff man which you gave him a bored look,

"Who are you?" He said, sternly

"(First name) (Last name)."

He checks something on his notebook before giving you a glare, "You're not on the list."

"Ever heard of flyers?"

"I do not fly.

Mentally face palming, you shook your head, "No, no, the flyer outside?"

"Yes, I am aware of that. But you do not accept the terms and condition. Now get out." He replied, grabbing you in the collar,

"Woah, woah, woah big guy. I love you buff figure, but what terms and condition? Bruh, this is not Facebook." You sassily replied, hoping he won't kick your ass any minute now.

"You must behave like your costume. That condition. Now Ms. (Last name), you may go out."

"You're not my teacher." You mumbled. Letting two hands out, trying to act like there's a large wall in front of you. Avoiding the glare from the buff person, you tried acting like him.

Glaring back at him and touching your shoulder like you have muscles there. God know why you don't have enough muscles.

"Mhm." He groaned and went outside to guard.

But being the devil you are, you locked the door from the inside, knowing he's just outside with the doors closed. Luckily that douche didn't noticed.

Clapping your hands together, you made your way towards the drinking corner, only to be surrounded by boys,

"Hey babe, the name's Al," A tanned person with some reddish-brown (?) shade of hair pinned you to the wall and started grinning like a lunatic,

You stayed silent and stated at him boredly.

"You do know she's a mime." A blonde guy snorted, drinking a cup of wine,

"Ah what? Matt get out of here!"

You hope (Crush's name) would get here any second. Since any time now, you want to beat the hell out of these 2ptalia wannabes.

"(First name)! I found my apple pen-- (First name)?" (Crush's name) happy face turned into a shocked one. Two boys were fighting over a bored (First name).

Doesn't look that promising, but you think he's jelly.

You subconsciously grabbed an invisible rope and started trying it to make a large hole that is easily adjusted, which you twirl it in mid air, balancing the centripetal and centrifugal force. And throwing it to (Crush's name)'s direction and started tugging on it.

"Yar?" He just walks casually with some silly pirate accent and grabs your hand, "'Yer comin' with 'e, lassie."

Smirking at his accent, your eyes immediately widens when you saw the door up close. That's the time you remembered you locked the door e_e

Too bad the buffed man didn't noticed you locked it. (Crush's name) simply shoved you on his car and started driving wherever he wants to,
"Where are we going--" You got cut off, feeling lips on yours,

"Where? Inside you."

"That's disgusting."

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I'm sorry for the stupid chapter, it ruined the nice idea, I know. It's sembreak in my place, so I'll try updating as fast as I can.

Hope will I avoid sucked-up chapters.