Magicians Pet (🔞Hisoka Smut🔞)

Caught Red Handed

*Heres a little tidbit explaining Hisoka's nails and how Kinta isn't pregnant since I forgot to add this convo earlier in the story*

Kinta sat heavily on the wooden park bench. They had been training here for several hours and had finally decided to take a break. Hisoka approached their bench, a cold can of juice in each hand as he handed on to her and sat down next to her. It was particularly hot today and both of them were sweaty from their session.
"Thanks." Kinta smiled as she took the can from his hands, she watched him hook a nail under the tab as he opened the can. The rest of his nails clinking against the metal. A thought suddenly dawned on her.
"Question." Kinta giggled to herself as she opened her can and took a drink, Hisoka gave her a curious look. "How the hell do you not tear up my insides with those long-ass nails of yours?" She giggled again as she pointed at his hands.
A sly smile broke out over Hisoka's face as he held his hand up and flexed his finger. "I thought you knew already~" He purred and cocked an eyebrow at her. "It's my Bungee Gum of course~"
Kinta almost spit her juice back out. "Are you telling me that you coat your fingers in- in your aura before you-?"
Hisoka rolled his eyes. "Would you rather me not~?"
"No, no!" Kinta waved her hands in front of her, almost spilling her juice. "Keep using your Bungee Gum, please." She laughed nervously.
"I'm surprised you aren't asking about how your not pregnant~" Hisoka gave her a sly smile again.
"I'm not worried about that, it's really unlikely I can get pregnant." His innuendo went right over her head.
Hisoka blinked. "Why?"
Kinta gave him an 'are you kidding me?' Look. "Hisoka, I had a whole punched through my stomach. It didn't exactly heal the same way." She muttered before taking another drink.
"Hmm~" Hisoka took another sip from his juice and looked down at the can. He almost looked disappointed.
"Wh- wait a minute." Kinta slowly turned back towards the magician. "Are you saying that- you've been using your aura as a-?"
Hisoka's sly smirk returned as he eyed her. "Bungee Gum condom~?" His lip twitched as he tried to hold in his laugh.
But Kinta wasn't nearly as successful, she doubled over on the bench. Laughing so hard that she snorted, the words "Bungee Gum Condom" sent her into a fit of laughter as she tried desperately to regain her composure.
But soon enough, Hisoka was laughing with her, carefully setting his juice down next to him as he a laugh bubbled from his chest. Kinta's smile only grew, she could really get used to hearing his real laugh.

I hope this explains everything, I totally meant to have this conversation happen sooner and honestly forgot 😅. I may go back and edit it in somewhere but for now, here it is. Now please enjoy the REAL chapter and don't forget to comment/vote!
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Kinta yawned as she deflected Oron's attacks. After beating all of his other fighters he had insisted on having a match with her, even though Kinta was ready to go home. She pretty much had this boxing thing down now and it was getting pretty boring.
"Damnit!" Oron cried as he took a last desperate attempt at an uppercut. Obviously desperate not to be shown up in his own gym, especially not by a 'little lady'.
Kinta deflected his attack with essentially a flick of her wrist and landed a solid punch to Orons stomach, making him double over her arm.
"Don't get flustered like that, you'll just get sloppy!" She laughed and then leaned in to his ear. "And don't underestimate us "Little Lady's" okay?" She giggled as she let him fall to the floor.
"Well, that was fun for a bit." Kinta sighed as she removed the boxing gloves and tossed them to a man outside the ring. She hopped over the fence with ease and strode out of the gym. "Thanks boys!" She called over her shoulder as she exited the building.
Kinta stepped out of the gym to find that it was dark outside.
'Don't be out after dark.' Hisoka's note drifted through Kinta's head as she rolled her eyes. 'He's not even here, he's not going to know if I'm out after dark and it's not like I'm a kid.'
Besides, Kinta smelled blood in the air and wanted to know where it was coming from. She was heading towards the far side of the city again, Hisoka's warning drifted through her head again but Kinta ignored it. She could hear explosions in the distance, sensed several powerful auras and an immense amount of blood lust.
Excitement vibrated through Kinta's body, she told herself that she just wanted to see what was going on. But in reality she wanted to take part in the chaos unfolding before her. She'd climbed to the top of a building via the fire escape and gasped.
The auction house was surrounded by various fires that had broken out, explosions went off randomly all around. Kinta could hear people screaming and yelling orders right before they met their demise. Death and blood hung heavy in the air, it terrified and excited Kinta.
Two things kept her from jumping into the fray, she recognized a couple of the auras first of all. One of them had been there during her fight with Hari, the other auras around her were currently fueled by bloodlust and definitely out of her league. At least if they decided to team up on her, which based on their proximity to each other was likely. Two, Hisoka had told her to stay out of trouble and stay out of this part of the city. If she joined the fray he'd certainly find out, and he may refuse to keep teaching her Nen because she went against his wishes.
Kinta caught sight of one of the aura's she had been tracking. A short, black haired man dressed in long black robes was taking out scores of men with guns like it was nothing. His movements were so fast that Kinta had a hard time keeping track of him.
Kinta also spotted one of the men who must have been there for her fight with Hari, a tall man with a high-set ponytail was fighting with a sword. Kinta could see his large bubble of En and anybody who was unfortunate enough to step foot in it fell victim to his sword.
"This is so cool." Kinta sighed as she sat at the edge of the building and watched the madness unfold. Not getting involved was probably the smart decision and while she knew sitting here still put her at risk, she couldn't not watch something so entertaining.
Kinta felt a blast of bloodlust suddenly from behind her and rolled away just as a card buried itself where her leg had been resting on the edge.
"What are you doing out here~?" Hisoka was there, his gaze cold. He was angry.
Kinta's heart jumped to her throat, 'Why do I feel like a kid that just got caught with their hand in the cookie jar?'
She gestured to the madness behind her. "I could feel the explosions and the bloodlust from halfway across the city! You can't expect me NOT to check that out."
Hisoka crossed his arms over his chest, looking very unimpressed. "It's after dark and you're in the far side of the city again~."
"What are you my dad now?" Kinta rolled her eyes.
"Of course not." Hisoka scoffed and glared at her. "You need to leave."
Kinta bit her lip. "But that looks kinda fun- wait why? What is your connection to these nut jobs anyways?"
"Who said I have a connection to them~?" Hisoka was standing next to her now, gazing over the destruction.
"Im not stupid." Kinta huffed. "Everytime I find one of these powerful auras, you're around. And you kind of have a thing for strong people don't you? Obviously they are a group so- what are you doing with them?"
Hisoka said nothing as he watched another car explode.
"You're one of them aren't you?" Kinta turned to him, crossing her arms over her chest.
A cruel smile played on Hisokas lips. "Of course, it's all part of the performance~"
"Hmm-" Kinta mused. "So you're pretending to be one. Wanna tell me why?"
Hisoka just cocked his eyebrow. "Let's hear your theory~. I know you have one."
"Fine." Kinta sighed a mulled it over for a minute before she spoke again. "Knowing you, there's somebody you want to fight. Somebody in this group obviously but who? I'm sure you'd like to fight the whole troupe but you wouldn't pretend to be one of them for that."
Hisoka smirked but said nothing. He seemed to enjoy watching her work through this.
Kinta sighed, he obviously wasn't going to tell her anything unless she figured it out. She thought about it for a long moment, trying not to flinch as another car exploded. The group was closing in slowly on the auction building.
"It must be the leader." Kinta finally sighed and shook her head. "You prefer your fights one on one, at least when you're taking on an 'exciting' opponent. So either this is a tight-knit group, which seems unlikely, or it's the leader. Who, theoretically, would always be with a couple other members. Sort of like bodyguards."
Hisoka slowly clapped his hands. "You nailed it~." he chuckled. "They are known as the Phantom Troupe~."
"Oh! I've heard of them, Arthur mentioned them a couple of times. His sons, Tenshi and Akuma, wanted to join them at one point." Kinta turned back, the explosions were far away now.
"Tenshi and Akuma?" Hisoka looked interested.
Kinta sighed. "That looks like so much fun, I want to join." She was ignoring his question.
"Stay out of it~." Hisoka glared at the chaos unfolding before them.
Kinta was about to argue, but the promise she made drifted back through her head. If Hisoka told her to back down from a fight, she has to back down. "Damnit." Kinta muttered. "Why?"
"They are my prey." Hisoka growled as his icy glare shifted to her.
"I can't play with them at all?" Kinta cocked her head.
Hisoka's bloodlust crashed over her, almost causing Kinta to take a step back.
"Alright, alright-" Kinta put her hands up in mock surrender. "I was just joking, mostly."
"If they discovered my connection to you, it could destroy all of my carefully laid plans." He still hasn't released his bloodlust.
Kinta nodded. "Alright, Phantom troupe is off limits. Got it. You can relax now." She eyed him warily.
Hisoka sighed as his bloodlust dissipated slightly. "As I said before, you need to leave~."
"Fine." Kinta sighed and pushed a few loose strands from her ponytail out of her face. "Do you think you'll get to fight the boss soon?"
Hisoka smiled slightly. "I think so, if my plans work out~"
"Well, good luck." Kinta chuckled as she walked past him. "Have fun, you nutcase." But she paused and turned back towards him, jabbing her finger into the middle of his chest. "And make damn sure you come back alive." She rolled her eyes before turning away from him. "Can't be losing my Nen teacher yet, even if you do have a couple screws loose."
Kinta heard him chuckle as she hopped off the side of the building.