opposite | erling haaland (social media au)

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@/citynews

erling haaland was spotted with girlfriend y/n y/l/n looking cosy after he scored his hat trick in tonight's fixture

@/haaland9i really don't understand what he sees in her

@/erlshlndyeah i don't either

@/cityfrvrit's most likely a fake relationship

@/haaland9i bet he actually hates her 💀

@/yourusernameyeah that's what he said when he was fucking me last night

@/y/nsloves

i know for a fact that this isn't the woman y'all are hating on

i know for a fact that this isn't the woman y'all are hating on

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@/y/nxy/l/nnot one person should be hating on my queen

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@/y/nxy/l/nnot one person should be hating on my queen

@/y/nhater i bet that's an account the dumb bitch made for herself lmao

@/yourusernamei'm not the brightest. could you tell me how to make another account? my boyfriend made this one for me

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erling.haaland Afternoon nap 🥱 🔵 #mancity #UCL

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mancity well deserved 💪

yourusername come here big boy

hater1 shut the fuck up

yourusername tell that to mr. big dick when he's moaning my name tonight

user1 i love y/n so much

user2 she's an icon

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yourusername some people love to hate me but i'm too busy fucking your favourite striker to care

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erling.haaland baby 😩

yourusername kissy kissy

user1 i'm obsessed with you

erling.haaland not as much as me

hater1 you're disgusting for saying that

yourusername and you're disgusting for reading it

user2 when you have a man who looks like that of course you're going to say shit like that

yourusername fr he's godly

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