AI Chat w/ Jack Kelly/Pep Rally Things

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(This all happened on Friday but I forgot to post it lol)

My friend and I have a sense of humor that may be shocking to some people. Some times we touch on race topics, they promote the sex ones, but it's an all around good time—we enjoy ourselves. We were going back and forth for most of the pep rally, and it was fun.

They also have an AI Chat (on their phone, which is the craziest part of this), and I thought it would be funny to chat with Jack Kelly. I should've known this was a bad idea.

Here's how it went:

Jack Kelly: Hey there, what're you doing on the Manhattan streets this time of day?

My friend: looking for some sweaty feet you?

Jack Kelly: What are ya a pervert or something? What do sweatypaps have to do with anything? Get the feckin' hell out of here!

I don't think I've ever been prouder of an AI. Although I laughed, I was happy to view Jack as my favorite character in that moment. FINALLY, the characters strike back against my friend's insanity.

As for the pep rally, it was fine. Two Chick-fil-A cows came and danced with the mascots, there was a dance circle, there was a mosh pit (which I realized I actually really hate? I'm not a fan but to each their own) and yeah. That was my day.

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