All the following was documented the days of the return from the battle of Oscuras. Insurgents led by Wilbur Minecraft assisted by General Bad and Commander Antfrost attacked the Pillager land and took back the carried (redacted). Clearance level Alonzo codes required to read the following retelling.
Alyssa: Where'd you grow up Quackity?
Quackity: Mexican L'manburg.
Alyssa: I'm sorry for your loss.
Quackity: Gee thanks.
Alyssa: I know you are in a bad mood right now-
Quackity: I'd like to leave now.
Alyssa: You can't help him by just staring at him. Just tell us what you know so professionals can.
Quackity: You sound like Dream, but fuck it sure.
Alyssa: You have no loyalty to this country, yet you helped the carrier escape, why?
Quackity: Schlatt had just died for Fundy, I wasn't going to let that be in vain.
Alyssa: What do you know about what happened to Schlatt?
Quackity: Fundy had to make a choice, and Dream jammed something into his heart. Tell ya what, if you let me go now I'll come back another day and answer more. You have one more question.
Alyssa: What is your relationship with Schlatt?
Quackity: Hawt
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