George: *Pounds on door* I can't believe we are stuck in here together!
Dream: *swallows key* truly unfortunate...
—————
Philza: why are you smiling?
Wilbur: cant a guy just be happy?
Techno: Tommy tripped and fell over in the parking lot
—————
Karl: this food is to hot I can't eat it
Sapnap: you are too hot and I can eat you
Bad: *slams head into plate* I just want ONE dinner
—————
Technoblade: *shaking and crying after the attempted execution, buried in Phil's arms* How do Tommy and Wilbur always get out of the messes they make!?
Philza: Well usually they make another mess and it kinda cancels out the first one...
—————
Technoblade: *learning English because he natives the nether aka Piglin* Wil what are friends with benefits?
Wilbur: uhhh... a very special type of friends
Technoblade: Oh so like us?
Wilbur: *chokes*
—————
Tubbo: why are you so sad?
Ranboo: I don't know
Tubbo: so for no reason then?
Ranboo: oh there are plenty of reasons I'm just not sure which one at the given time
—————
Skeppy: I hate my last name
Badboyhalo: why?
Skeppy: because it's not your last name
Badboyhalo: dude I don't even have a last name it's all one line...
—————
Philza: *walks in to his home* hello people who do not live here
Wilbur: sup
Tommy: hey Phil Minecraft!
Tubbo and Ranboo: Phiiillllll
Technoblade: *upside down on the sofa snoring*
Philza: you know I gave you my keys for emergencies right?
Wilbur: it was an emergency
Tommy: we ran out of stuff in the fridge
—————
Wilbur: All in all a 100% successful trip!
Technoblade: well we lost tommy
Wilbur: like I said successful trip
—————
Philza: HYDRATE OR DIE DRATE! *throws water bottles*
Tommy watching Dream getting hit by a bottle: what is he doing?
Technoblade: trying to motivate us
Philza: I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT ALL OF YOU!
Schlatt: *sniffles* it's working
—————
Badboyhalo: have you seen my son?
Quackity: clearly gay but we haven't had that kinda talk yet
—————
Dream: you
Technoblade: know
Wilbur: Tommy
Niki: I
Jack: could
Badboyhalo: kill
Eret: you
Sapnap: right
Dream XD: now
Tommy: *arms crossed* so could a very dedicated duck you guys aren't special.
YOU ARE READING
Dream SMP Random One Shots
FanfictionHonestly Me being a dork about the Dream SMP, fun quirky stories about the characters.
