Dream SMP Random One Shots

Thanks Dad 6

Whelp yal know I've got a fucked brain and am totally stuck here in this au.

Wilbur felt that his vision was slightly fuzzy when he woke up. Hell, he was probably be asleep. This looked like his room, the one he shared with Techno and Tommy. Was the forest a dream?

Something shifted against his side, and he felt a bandaged hand curl around his, before a head repositioned on his chest. Okay, that could be possible. Tommy was fucking clumsy as hell he probably cut it.

Still, odd...

He looked around, confirming it was in fact the blonde boy against him. Eyes catching another bandage around his arm, and another-

Okay that had to be fucking real, Wil sucked in a breath. So he could either be hallucinating, or dead.

"Why even keep him around? I say we just-"

Wilbur squeezed his eyes shut, face turning into the pillow. Tommy shifted again, mumbling something sleepily.

"Wilbur?" Someone said quietly, a slight drop in their already low voice. Technoblade got off his bed and walked across the room to talk to him.

His brother's eyes seemed to be in a current state of red, the piglin genes dominating the rest of him. Techno knelt by the bed, staring at his brother.

"Why'd you guys go without me?"

Wilbur opened his mouth to speak,  but then quickly shut it.

"Techno hold Tommy for a sec." He said, carefully pushing Tommy off and stumbling against the wall.

"Why?"

"I'm gonna throw up." He said plainly, before hobbling into the bathroom. Techno rolled his eyes, and settled in.

Tommy woke up groggy, and slightly lightheaded. He sat up quietly, noticing Techno was there.

"Hi?"

"Hello Tommy, why'd you idiots leave without me?" Techno smirked. Tommy smiled back, before gripping the edge of the bed.

"Where's the nice brother?"

"Yeah fuck you too we are gonna go see dad." He snickered, pulling Tommy along behind him. Techno saw Philza already up, and Sapnap sharpening his weapon by the put out fire. Phil stood up and walked over silently.

Tommy scratched his head guiltily, "Hey about sneaking-" He puffed, Phil wrapping arms around him. He prodded Techno with one of his large wings, and the piglin rolled his eyes.

"You get over here too..." Phil mumbled, drawing him in.

After a minute Phil pulled back, Tommy looking relieved.

"Well glad that's out of the way." He breathed, his father's smile dropped.

"You aren't leaving this house for the next week you're grounded. I don't give a flying fuck if you wanna go hang out with Tubbo you're staying here. Where I can watch your dumb brain write a two page essay about what you fucked up."

Techno laughed evilly, before flipping Tommy off as he walked into the kitchen. The blonde stuck his tongue out, earning a bop on the back of his head from Philza.

"OW!"

"Stop behaving like a baboon we have guests over."

"But Techno-"

"I don't wanna hear it."

Tubbo opened his eyes, looking down at Sapnap sitting in front of them. Dream and Bad were closer to the wall, still asleep.

He was about to walk over and wake up Dream when he heard Phil talking in the kitchen. Tubbo's eyes lit up at who he saw in the doorway.

"Oomph-" Tommy puffed, Tubbo crashing into him with surprising determination for the morning. Tommy winced, but returned the hug.

"Hey Tubbo's what's up-"

"Never do that again." He mumbled, Phil started laughing as Tommy shook his head. Everyone else slowly filtered into the kitchen from there. There's light laughter for a little while, and eventually they hear creaking of steps.

Wilbur holds his head in one hand, the railing in the other. To be bluntly honest he looked hungover, and pissed off. On his way toward the noise he noticed Schlatt and Dream head out the back door. Which woke up the only one still sleeping, George.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, just someone fucking around in the kitchen." Wilbur mumbled, stumbling that way himself. He gripped the doorframe tight, catching his father's eye.

"How's the head?" He asked, pulling back a chair for Wil. He flopped down, brushing Tommy's arm with his own. Philza smiled faintly, before going back to making breakfast. Techno leaned his head closer to the window.

"I'll ... be right back."

Phil caught his arm in a millisecond. Techno rolled his eyes, ruffling his fathers hair causing mild annoyance.

"Relax I'm just gonna check in with Schlatt and Dream."