Dream SMP Random One Shots

I always come back (FNAF)

Eret pulled into the parking lot, steaming coffee in his left hand as he put the car in park. The small building's neon sign flickered, and they took in a deep breath.

Alright, first day on the job. Don't fuck this up Eret. It wasn't high pay, but at least it was something.

They opened the car door, stepping out into the rain and ruffling the stiff purple shirt they were given as a uniform. After a quick dash for the door, he realized it was really just an elevator.

It shut, sealing Eret off from the outside world as he listened to the crappy elevator music. Posters curled off the walls, showing the various animatronic he would be working with.

There was one called Wilbur, a tall puppeteer with a small fox puppet named Fundy on his hand. It appeared that he mainly did singing at children parties. There was another one as well, a ballerina with plastic blonde and black hair.

The elevator pinged before he could work out the rest, and a small handheld device pinged on the wall. Eret picked it up, the green lettering appeared on screen.

ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕧𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪...

𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖
𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡

They laughed at the wording, and the stupid names of all the options. Out of curiosity he clicked George, and the screen turned blue.

"Yeah George is sleeping so I'll be taking over. Name's Sapnap, welcome to your new job or whatever..."

The elevator stopped, making Eret nearly drop the device. They looked confused at the vent in front of them.

"Yeah spacing here is tighter than your mom, crawl through that to get to the first control panel." Sapnap scoffed. Eret rolled their eyes, before dropping on all fours and crawling through the vents. This was so dehumanizing, hopefully there wasn't too much dust.

It hurt his fucking back, being this tall and crammed into such a small space. Hopefully there was gonna be somewhere he could stretch after this.

And there was, a slightly long room with two panels on each side. There was a red button and a blue button, with symbols that reminded him of a cellular.

"Yeah to your left is Nikki gallery, she's a big softie but not very cooperative. See if we can motivate her shall we? I'd prefer to set a fire but the big man upstairs would have a fit. Use the blue button to administer a controlled shock."

A what? Pardon?

Even though it seemed slightly strange, more heckling from the device convinced him to hit it. The noise made them wince, fucking hell this was a weird job. He pressed the light button, and saw that the animatronic in the poster had moved to the stage. It seemed sad, though it started dancing in a series of sharp twirls.

Eret pressed the lighting on the other side, instantly jumping back upon seeing a figure right up against the glass. It was male, with antennas like a bee and bright stripes to resemble one.

"It appears Funtime Tubbo isn't on the right platform, administer-"

Out of complete fear they smacked the button without hesitation, watching the robot convulse before backing off.

"Perfect! Shows him right for disobeying the rules here."

Eret felt sick with themself, but nodded along as the device spoke. It opened up a vent, and Eret let out an audible groan.

"You have to be fucking kidding me!" He blurted, crawling through yet another vent on his sore knees.

It led to a main control room, almost looked like something out of a villain movie. He stood up, dusting off his khakis. Before thinking he hit the shock button, refusing to be jumpscared by another fucking prick.

All the sudden the lights went out, and Eret knew he had fucked up. The device laughed at him, "I will start the reboot process, make sure to you know... not get eaten alive while I turn off."

WHAT!

Eret stood there like a complete idiot for a solid minute, before a chilling quiet voice spoke again.

"I don't recognize you..."

This was gonna be a long fucking week.

Hehehehehehhe FNAF ideas pogchamp. Can I get some role assigning for this chapter. I thought about doing fnaf two but decided on sister location. Who do you think phone guy was in the original draft of this? Let me know!