Meetha sa Ruhani ISHQ

177. Poonam learns Neil's past.

Poonam: Bacche drame nahi karenge to kya hum jaise bade karenge kya?.... Tu bhi kam shaitaan thodi na thi... kitna tease karti thi apne Hanuman Uncle ko...

Mini: Ha... are aapko yaad hai Poonam Maasi jab aap pehli baar aaye the... Oh My God... Kya blunder tha vo.... ki Hanuman Uncle ko bheja tha maine aapke paas....

Poonam: Mujhse flirt karne ke liye... I remember... (pinching her nose) Itni shaitaan hai na tu...

Neil: (confused) Flirt karne ke liye?... Matlab?

Mini: Are tab na... Patiala Babes ka restaurant nahi tha... catering ka shop tha aur reporter aane waali thi... Maasi ko patiala babes ke baare me puchte suna to laga ki vohi reporter hai... Aur dishes wagera bhi bane nahi the... to Hanuman Uncle ko sirf timepass ho jaaye isiliye Maasi ke paas bheja tha... Healthy flirting ke liye bhi itna mushkil se manaya tha na... Bahot bhole the na...

Poonam: Iski wajah se mujhe aisa laga jaise vo naturally thode flirty type ke hai...

Neil: (shocked) Oh My God... Flirting karne ke liye bheja... I can't believe this.... Koi aur idea nahi mila tha tumhe?... Bechare Uncle ki to kya haalat ho gayi hogi...

Mini: Ha... vaise you can definitely relate with him.... Tumhari hi tarah aisi baaton me shy the vo bhi...

Neil: Main koi shy why nahi hu....

Mini: Tum jo conscious ho jaate ho na.... usi ko shyness kehte hai Mr Neil Oberoi...

Poonam: Conscious ho jaate ho matlab?... Tune Neil ko bhi kabhi aise?

Neil: Nahi.... Never....

Mini: Iske aane ke baad aise tricks ki zarurat hi nahi thi... Restaurant to sambhaal hi liya tha na... Kabhi aisa koi situation aati to sochti na....

Neil: Main nahi maanta... (widening his eyes seriously) Mujhse to expect hi nahi karna kabhi... Let me clear it out Madam.... I won't ever agree on anything like this.

Mini: (rolling her eyes) Ha yeh bhi point hai... Hanuman Uncle ko manaana phir bhi possible tha... (chuckled at his expressions)

Poonam: To?.... Tujhe kaisi pata yeh conscious ho jaata hai?

Mini: Are Australia me na... Hum ek party me...

Neil: (whining expressions) Mini... Yaar.... Chodo na tum uss baat ko....

Poonam: Mujhe to jaanna hai ab...

Mini: Hum ek party me gaye the... Tab na Neil ko ek call aa gaya tha to vo thodi der baad aaya aur main meri friend ke saath andar chali gayi.... Jab Neil enter hua to pura paseena paseena aur discomfort uske face pe dikh raha tha...

Poonam: Kyu?

Mini: Kyunki bahot handsome dikh raha tha na yeh to door tak aate aate hi bahot si ladkiyon ne propose kar diya tha mr ko.... "Hi Handsome, Would you like to pair with me for tonight?"... Iski to haalat hi kharab ho gayi thi...

Poonam laughed while Neil had lowered his gaze in embarrassment.

Poonam: To tere saamne bhi aise conscious ho gaya tha first meet me?

Mini: Are mere saamne to professional Chef Neil Oberoi ke getup me aaya tha na... Aise sarcastic looks deta tha.... itna taunt karta tha na... har baat pe sulk karta rehta tha.... jhagda karne ka bahaana chahiye ho jaise.... man karta tha iska murder hi kar du main....

Poonam: Phir?... Tujhe kab dikha... yeh innocent Neil Oberoi then?

Mini: Last year ke second last day pe na... Maine thoda sa tease kar diya tha... to ekdum se blank ho gaya tha...